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guy whos on his 4th playthru of angry elf dating sim (i am the guy)

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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

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₍ ^. .^₎🌟(•- •マ

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<3

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sorry for spamming your dash this morning i'm bored and my whole family is sleeping so i can't bother them

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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

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PSA for fanfic writers

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"Hey, if a dwarf gets lycanthropy, does it turn into a were-corgi?"

A reasonable question that the DM did not see fit to answer.

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

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ao3 writers are either *90% of works are short oneshots* or *physically incapable of writing a oneshot, everything must be expanded upon*

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I bet alien cigarettes would fucking blow my mind. Ranking alien cigarettes based on absolutely nothing but feelings and how I would vibe with them (best to worse):

Batarians - strong as fuck, hint of spices in there (always loved a good clove)

Salarians - they put weird jungle shit in there, maybe dried mushrooms?

Elcor - i have no explanation for this, I just bet they make a premium smokable

Turians - I just feel like such a military driven culture has gotta have a tight grip on cigarettes and pipes. Functional, good flavor, makes you so alert.

Angara - that Andromeda galaxy shit has got to be off the charts

Asari - This one's a sneaky hit. Real smooth, but watch out!

Drell - probably really good, really difficult to find. Points lost for expense.

Volus - try smoking one of these bitches and i bet it'll kill you

Krogan - bad. Very bad. Radioactive maybe. Like 6x as cancerous as an earth cigarette. Might actually be made of straight asbestos.

Hanar - don't see them as a species that smokes given *vague handwaving*

Quarian - bet they don't cultivate plants for smoking anymore, plus the suits make it like ... a dumb thing to do. But now I'm imagining a quarian using one of those old timey cigarette holder much in the same vein as the "emergency induction port"

Vorcha - they just smoke whatever they can get their hands on and don't cultivate anything to smoke.

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