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This is late, but the votes are in! This years homecoming court is: Christopher Woods as your king, Serenity Carmichael as your queen, Silver Puckett as your prince and Ava Dotson as your princess!

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Only two more hours until the dance! How about you get those last minute votes in?

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Hey losers, miss me? Of course you did. I'm just popping in to tell you to not forget to vote for homecoming court (high schoolers only, obviously) and that the dance is Friday. Make sure to bring condoms!

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Eva really needs to get over Christian before he hurts her any more

Anymore? How did he hurt her before? Did I miss something?

Someone give me the 411. What the hell is going on?

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Christian and Eva have been spending a lot of time together. What's up with that?

Obviously they’re friends. That’s what’s up with that.

Friendship between a boy and girl is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

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What do you think of Kai?

He’s a bit cookoo, no? But he’s so adorable, I love him. Give me some more of him please and thank you. Just one question: are we sure that boy is straight?

I don't think anything because he hasn't done anything worthy of my attention.  Who the hell is he anyway?

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I'm starting to like Callum and Serenity, what are you guys thinking?

I honestly don’t know. That boy is hiding something and I’d rather find that out first.

Is Callum that British dude? I'm digging the accent. If Serenity doesn't want him, I'm willing to give him a little taste of America.

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Who do you ship Serena, Serenity, Ava, and Jen with?

Hmm, this is kind of tough. To be honest, Serena’s a total babe and she should be with a guy equally as hot as her. Do we have any hot, single guys that can take my favorite gal? I’d say I ship Serenity with either Chris or Ethan. Ava’s too cute to be corrupted by the guys here. Jen and Ethan don’t seem too bad, either.

Serena, Yorkie. Don't ask, just let it marinate for a little. Serenity...I don't know, to be honest...maybe Chris? Ava seems like a little firecracker in disguise, I'd ship her with a boy that could wind her up so let's go someone in Marcus' group. I'll agree Jen with Ethan.

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Summers baby daddy is a dick, but he's /fine/

It’s a shame I didn’t get to meet him because if he’s so fine, I would’ve taken him up to my dorm. Sorry, Baby Mama.

Isn't he a star athlete or something? Guess all athletes are dicks, huh?

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What do you guys thing about Christian wanting to ask Brielle out?

Go for it, puppy. But where the hell is the little Greek, whatever she is anyways?

Wait, Christian and Brielle have a thing? What the fuck? Sorry, Graham, I think it's a bad idea. Go for Eva! Viva la Spain! Not Viva la Greece!

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Who do you ship these people with: Christian, Kai, Eva and Jeremy?

Christian: Eva and Silver. Kai, literally everyone. He is such a cutie pie. Though I have to admit, I am questioning his sexuality a bit. Eva, like I said Christian. I don’t know who else. And Jeremy has literally been here for a minute, I’m going to need more time for him.

I used to ship Christian and Silver, but I think they're better as a brotp. Christian and Eva look cute together. I can't say anything on Kai or Jeremy, though. Neither of them really capture my attention. Step it up, boys. Get some already.

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I think I saw Easter leaving Silver's dorm and she was wearing his clothes

Are you sure that was Easter and not some other chick? He seems to have a lot of those leaving his room. And if it was her, then damn  — talk about moving on fast.

Silver better watch out with looney bin moving in with the bunny is all I got to say. Talk about sleeping with your eyes open.

Possible love triangle brewing between Mr. Thirsty and Mr. Cray-Cray! Stay tuned to find out what happens next at Rose Valley High.

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What's going on with Easter and Daniel?

Who knows with those two? They’re kind of like the Heidi and Spencer of Rose Valley.

Aren’t they old news? Seems like little miss is already getting in on some new action. Don’t worry, Daniel, I’ll keep you company.

Ten bucks they're still fucking.

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Who's going to be Daniel's next conquest?

Can I volunteer as tribute?

I’d like to see him corrupt Ava, that could be interesting.

Just wait -- the next person with a good ass and a nice pair of tits will be in his bed, I'm sure.

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Ethan needs to get laid.

Can’t argue with that one. Any takers? No? He can come by my room, maybe even make it another threesome.

Can I be a part of that threesome, A?

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Silver needs to brush off all these basic bitches and find a real woman.

Excuse the fuck out of you. Don’t be jealous because they’re hooking up with someone you want to go down on, honey. He’s eighteen, how about he stops trying to get married.

Let's be real, guys. These girls should probably go searching for a real man because I doubt Puckett can get them off. Tell me, Conquests of Silver, how many orgasms have you been faking?

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Forever waiting for Brandon to kick silvers ass

He had the chance, he didn’t take it. Boring ass bitches. Next case please.

Too bad Brandon doesn’t have the balls and Silver’s already loved up with that Jozet girl.