| Maja | Sweden | 24 | She/Her | Masterlist | Instagram |
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?
Me:Â
393K notes
·
View notes
Text
TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
107K notes
·
View notes
Text
tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
110K notes
·
View notes
Text
“One day the sadness will end.
But I don’t think today’s the day.”
David Lynch
29K notes
·
View notes
Photo
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
295K notes
·
View notes
Text
29K notes
·
View notes
Text
49K notes
·
View notes
Text
Less than half an hour into a show made in 2009, a "straight" white con artist looks at a hot lesbian coworker and immediately wants to get with her. And yet, nothing about it is gross. Neal is like an excited puppy with a new friend and he wants to play and get to know her. The second he realizes she's not gonna be interested in his flirting he accepts it and stops, but he isn't less interested in her as a person--he is actually more interested.
Good show sets good examples
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love the basic contrast set up in White Collar between Neal and Mozzie's style of conning.
Neal's the stereotypical, 'I'm going to get people to do what I want my being very likeable and charming and beautiful.'
Meanwhile Mozzie is, 'you know what's distracting and gets people to react without thinking? Being insane and super annoying.'
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
peter: i have made a reformed criminal
mozzie: you fucked up a perfectly good thief is what you did. look at it. it's got yearning.
732 notes
·
View notes
Text
| WHITE COLLAR | 2.13 “Countermeasures”
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love this scene so much you don't understand
165 notes
·
View notes