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@ray-of-midnight-storm BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO WHAT

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Still one of my favourite moments ever.

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Unby spin

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People keep saying “don’t be diabolical, be anthropological” and I’m just so confused. What is that supposed to mean? No really what the fuck do you mean?

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The skies are no longer the limit. I have become the new limit. I am the limit.

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The skies are no longer the limit. I have become the new limit. I am the limit.

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i feel so unwell

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i feel so unwell

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i feel so unwell