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the ‘please’ 🥺 sap real life puppy https://twitter.com/gnfmiaumiau/status/1502832839955525634?s=21

this is how he gets dream to buy him everything,, it's those manipulative doe eyes and the soft "please" that'll weaken your defenses <33

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AYO??

no one's sending in thirsts 😔😔

but here's a thought of mine anyway:

ta!dream who's forced to have a one on one lesson with the student who's falling behind in class (you). so he texts you the time and place of your lesson (the library, bright and early at the unreasonable hour of 7 in the morning), fully expecting you to be the "messy hair, dark circles, sweaty over-sized shirt, and baggy sweatpants" only to be surprised when you take a seat in front of him. your thigh highs and plaid skirt is like something straight out of his fantasies as a blooming young teacher, and he has to close his mouth to stop himself from drooling.

"uh-uhm, y/n, is it? I've been told that you've been uh-" he has to clear his throat because you've leaned in to the table which caused your chest to rise up and push together, directly in his line of vision.

"so! uh! you've been slacking around in class?" he avoids having to hold eye contact with you.

you pout and god those lips are just so distracting, "i wouldn't call it slacking, sir." how could you act so innocent but look like a total baddie?

"well, whatever the reason. i-i'm here to help you get those grades up." he pulls out his papers and worksheets and you stare at them blankly.

"do we have to, mr-" he cuts you off.

"god, please don't." he chuckles shyly. "sir or clay is fine."

you nod and unzip your pencil case. "okay, clay."

his name sounds so sweet when you say it.

he melts into a puddle.

"o-on second thought, luh-let's keep it formal for now miss y/n. call me, sir." he splutters out.

"for now?" you giggle and his heart does summersaults. "sure thing, sir."

now, teachers aren't meant to have favorite students, but he decided there and then that you were definitely his

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Because I’ve seen a lot of minors sending messages in NSFW blogs:

It’s normal to have sexual desires, it’s normal to have your hormones all over the place, it’s normal to be curious about all of the sex stuff. Nobody is shaming you or scolding you for feeling stuff, but you shouldn’t interact with posts like ours and stuff like these.

As someone who grew up on wattpad, and on the internet in general. I can assure you that real life is not a wattpad story, I can assure you that you are not y/n that will end up fucking their hot teacher or ending up with the school badboy.

The things we write are not realistic. Nothing on the internet is realistic, we just write about good things, good endings, like fairytales.  Boys in real life don’t have a foot long dick. Girls in real life don’t have a huge ass and ���big mommy milkers”. People aren’t sex gods/goddesses. 

And that’s why you shouldn’t interact with stuff like these right now, because you are not mature enough, and yes, you can say “But Ash, my teachers say I’m pretty mature for my age and blah blah blah” I know, I used to say that too, but one thing is being capable of getting all of the test answers correct and behaving in class, and another thing is reading about BDSM and kinks, and being able to separate reality from fiction. You need to understand that this is not real.

If you lie about your age and keep reading stuff like this, keep watching porn, keep doing all of this even though we’ve warned you a lot of times, you’re gonna grow all fucked up.

Have you got any idea how disappointed I was when I found out that guys aren’t Greek Gods, that I would never have my wattpad story finale, with a hot fuckboy that would give everything up to stay with me? I was so devastated.

And right now, my perception of sex is so fucked up. Now, I literally can’t feel sexual attraction without making sure that they’re gonna stay with me, I’ve got so many trust issues. Yes, I write porn, yes I have watched porn, yes I’ve sexted with people, but I literally can’t feel sexual attraction towards anyone. And it has hurt me so much, being incapable of feeling sexual nor romantic desires.

I know we won’t stop you from interacting with porn and stuff like that. But listen to me carefully when I say:

You are going to regret this so much when you’re older. And you’re going to regret not listening to us.

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My god whenever I try to finish a fic, my ADHD makes me do 20 other things :( even today, I had to constantly remind myself to finish doing the dishes because I literally could. not.

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oh my god . OH MY GOD .

have it in slo mo :’)

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OMG THIS

nothing to worry about

pairing: sapnap x gn!reader

summary: he comforts you during a bad high

warnings: smoking, implications of a panic attack of sorts

word count: .2k

a/n: no i'm not over my smoker!sap brainrot thanks!

"have you ever done this before?" your boyfriend raises his eyebrows, a smile playing on his lips as he watches you shake your head. "okay, well, i'll help you through it, hm?"

an hour passes by, and although getting high was fun at first, you feel as if you've taken one too many hits. your head is swimming and your bones feel achey; you're having trouble forming coherent sentences and you're not sure how to tell sapnap, who doesn't seem to be very affected at all.

he's sat next to you on his bed, tapping the ashes off the end of the joint. you tug on his sleeve with a furrowed brow, fiddling with the fabric.

"sap, i don't... i don't feel very well."

he pouts instantly, brushing your hair from your worried face.

"what's wrong, baby? what can i do to make it better?" he pulls you into his lap with ease, grabbing a cup of water from his side table and putting it in your hands, watching you drink it carefully.

"let's take some deep breaths. can you do that f'me?" his voice is so soft and firm it grounds you a bit, and you try your best to focus on that as you inhale and exhale slowly with him.

the feeling of his arms around your waist, his moving chest behind your back, and the low vibration of his voice bring you back to earth as much as you can, and before you realize you've fallen into a gentle sleep.

sapnap softly takes the glass from your hands and sets it down, admiring your peaceful features and never ceasing his protective nature over you.

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OH MY GOD

june vs july

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So sorry for not posting, I've been super busy. Got an idea though:)

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I’m back to say that I honestly have super bad writer’s block since my creative energy is being drained for no reason :(

Ok I will literally not post anything until I finish this Dream fic for y'all.

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Ok I will literally not post anything until I finish this Dream fic for y'all.

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Guys can we talk about...

Falling asleep next to roommate sapnap:) college typa stuff!

Note: Yes, this is me indulging in this since it’s like 2AM and I might have to move into an apartment for my next year of university lol

You and your roommate Sapnap had to share a room this year since two more people moved in during the summertime

And sure it was fine...if he didn’t INSIST on moving your beds together to make a giant queen

People think you two are a couple because of ur sleeping situation

When you wake up, you always find yourself in his arms and vice versa (...more often than not, YOU’RE the little spoon)

You don’t mind the cuddles, he’s basically a human radiator which is nice in the winter time/fall semester

Oh. Nightmares.

If you ever have a nightmare, listen—

Sapnap isn’t the type to wake up entirely to make sure ur okay and THAT SOUNDS BAD but hear me out .

You wake up and frantically look around, trying to ground yourself. Instead of a burning building and poltergeist chasing you, you find yourself in the same place you’d fallen asleep—your shared bedroom.

Sapnap’s half awake since this has become a routine and he looks at you lazily before realizing what’s happening. With half lidded eyes and messy hair, his appearance is what warms your heart. You two sit in silence, him wrapping an arm around your waist. He pulls you in protectively, his breaths tickling your neck.

“Bad dream?” He croaks, voice soft and sleepy.

“Something like that. Just wish this would stop.” You reply, putting your hand over his. As you stroke your thumb over his fingers, you feel the pillow lift.

“C’mere, I’ll protect you.” Sapnap smiles, offering for you to lay on his free arm. You find yourself basically engulfed in sheets and Sapnap’s long limbs. One arm is your pillow, while the other keeps you close. Your legs are intertwined and he’s humming some random Disney song.

You two sit in silence, the only sound being Sapnap’s quiet songs. As he continues on, you’re being lulled to sleep. His breaths become more regulated and you hear his heart beat overtake your thoughts. He smells like the soft laundry detergent you two share and you swear you’re in some sort of heaven.

You focus on controlling your breathing, eventually slipping into dreamland once again. This time, however, you dream of an alternate universe where Sapnap’s a famous Twitch streamer.

Alrighty I’m sleepy goodnight :) will work more on that dream smut tomorrow!

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GUYS MY FAMILY FRIEND IS OVER AND HE’S SO HOT. HE’S LIKE 28 THO LOLOL

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Omg y’all really like that Dream drabble..don’t worry, I’ve got a full oneshot in the works!!

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Guys can we talk about...

My god. SAPNAP AND BEING CALLED “GOD” OH GOD HERE LEMME EXPLAIN.

Now that I’m going back on this...uh I got carried away. I literally included like:

dumbification

kinda size kink??

spit kink

degrading

(For context, I’m totally just listening to Young God by Halsey lolol)

where the fuck do I begin

so...a majority of this is NSFW

and let’s say you and Sap have just gotten into your relationship and..it’s a couple months into it.

that’s when you guys have sex for the first time and you realize “oh shit he’s really into this whole dom power play thing, huh?”

because let’s face it.

mans is.

he literally asked his teammates to call him “daddy” in Val like lmfaoo the more you joke about something, the more likely you like it/you’ll be into it

OH MY GOD and so when you guys have sex like..a couple days later? LEMME

Sapnap’s hand ghosts over your thighs and everywhere else but where you need him the most.

“Sap, please-” You cry out, squirming beneath his grip. However, this makes his hand binding yours above your head only hold on tighter.

“What’s my name, baby?” He breathes, scruff tickling your cheek.

You refuse to reply, keeping your mouth shut; and when you do, his hand travels back towards your clit, ruthlessly circling and teasing you. You whine at his touch, babbling about how you’ll be good for him. He’s yet to dip into you, but he can already feel how wet you are because of him.

“I’m going to ask you again, okay princess? Who’s making you feel this good?” He asks, voice low and demanding.

“Sir I-”

“Wrong name, darling. I’m your fucking god.” And with the last word, he thrusts two fingers into you, filling you up. His fingers are bigger than yours, making you deliciously stretched out and prepped for his cock which is leaking precum onto the sheets beside you.

With your moans egging him on, he ruthlessly uses his thumb against your clit to keep you on edge while his other fingers thrust to the rhythm of the music you two are blasting.

You moan louder, feeling your head get lighter and cheeks grow warm. Your head is filled with thoughts of ‘I need to please him’ and ‘Cum—need to cum.’

“Fuck- Sap, please!” You cry out, the stimulation bringing you closer to your limit.

“Not my name,” he smirks, halting every action, “try again, princess.”

And you do, you try each nickname you can think of. Except for one.

At this point, you’re crying because you want to let go and cum but his fingers are excruciatingly slow. You don’t really notice, but Sapnap’s been prepping himself for when you call him by his favorite name, eager to chase his own release.

You moan out loudly because of his quickening pace and following that moan, you say the words that make his knees weak.

“You’re my god.” As if on cue, Sap lines himself up to your leaking hole and thrusts, bottoming out inside of you. Oh and how pretty you look calling out to him. He loves the way your eyes roll back and your eyelashes blink away the tears that threaten to fall, mascara dyeing your tears black. You moan loudly as his hands release yours and he begins to instruct you on how to please him.

“Good girl,” he breathes, cheeks flushed red at how tight you are around him, “now touch yourself for me, baby.”

He takes your hand and places it atop your clit, giving you a demanding look. You do as he says and his breaths get more shallow, thrusting into you a little deeper.

You moan out his name, eventually forgetting about his previous instructions. He takes over though, making your eyes roll back and you unable to form coherent sentences.

“Fuck look at you, dumb little baby’s getting stretched out on my big cock, huh? Worship me, princess.” He praises, hand beneath your chin as he opens your mouth with his thumb. He spits in it, shutting your plump lips as you swallow.

You’re moaning at the deliciously dirty mix of words and him barreling inside of you. You’re close and you make it known by moaning various phrases.

“Feels so good— need my god to fill me.”

“Yeah, baby?” He starts, placing his hand slightly below your stomach. “So good ‘m gonna fill you up so good, can you feel me right there?” Sapnap presses against the aforementioned spot, studying the way your eyes are blown out.

“So good, so good!” You moan louder, tears falling from your face as he helps you chase your release by paying extra attention to your bundle of nerves.

“Fuck baby, you’re such a good little bitch. All pretty and fucked out just for me, huh?” He asks, pace quickening. You let out a pornographic ‘yes’ and moan, nearing a euphoric high. When you continue on, you suddenly feel a wave of pleasure wash over you.

“Fuck so good— Ah, my god please please!” And by working you through your orgasm, Sapnap chases his. His thrusts get sloppy as he grows closer and he’s muttering about how ‘only your god can make you feel like this’ and ‘such a good little bitch, all for me.’

You cry out, overstimulated and unable to come down from your orgasm quickly due to the sudden pleasure overtaking your brain once again. Everything’s fuzzy and your mind can only think of Sapnap.

I got so carried away holy shit lolol

But anyways after you guys have sex, I feel like you two would get all goofy about things

“Babe I didn’t know you liked being called ‘god!’”

“Shut up weirdo.”

You’d tease him lovingly, knowing that you liked it a lot too

I also think Sapnap in general would be SO GOOD about aftercare but I’ll save that for another thing lol

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I'm sorry I'm just brainrotting..like there's so much brainrot and HHhHh I have a good lil oneshot coming up I think:>

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Guys can we talk about...

CAN WE TALK ABOUT DREAM WITH A CORRUPTION KINK & SIZE KINK WHEN U WEAR WHITE??

Dream would absolutely DROOL over the sight of you in your cute little white dress, like he'd be unable to keep his hands off of you

Holy shit don't get me started on a little white tennis skirt. He just loves when you wear these kinda skirts because they make you look a bit shorter!!

Whenever you're wearing either a white dress or white tennis skirt, he enjoys princess carrying you. He likes how small & fragile you look in his arms

Aw and hear me out!!

When you and him see one another (let's say it's a long distance relationship), he sees you running towards him in a white dress in the airport

And his heart MELTS because of how adorable you are

"Dream!"

"Angel!" He exclaims, pulling you into his arms. You giggle and he kisses you on your cheeks, nose and forehead 1028282 times while spinning you two in circles.

He starts again, "When'd you get this dress? You look beautiful in it, baby."

Getting NSFW now.

If you guys are with friends, he'd be all:

"Look at you, all pretty in that little dress in front of my friends. I don't feel like sharing." & just TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM or somewhere private

"Fuck look at you all stretched out on my cock in that little skirt of yours"

& stuff like that y'know?

It'd give him such an ego boost to absolutely RAIL you in white clothing bcs he KNOWS you're not innocent,,but you sure as hell LOOK like it.

He loves the way your eyes get big and doe-y when you look up at him with his cock in your mouth,,

And let's say you're fucked OUTT and Dream can tell so he

"Awh is my angel too full of cum? Too bad, you shouldn't have worn that skirt. You know what it does to me, baby."

TLDR: Dream's just a sucker for you in white skirts & dresses

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sports!Dream Team

Okay LISTEN watching this stream of dteam and Callahan play bball in Minecraft has me THINKING.

Football player Sapnap, basketball player Dream & lacrosse player George!!

so let’s talk about their cars yEaaHH

Sapnap would drive a truck !! (c’mon i had to indulge in this)

Dream would drive a honda or something idk

George would drive a Mercedes (bcs let’s face it...Lacrosse is a rich kid sport)

SO BASICALLY...

Dream and Sapnap go to the same public school, but George goes to their rival--a private school!! They all met at Sapnap’s basketball tournament (which happened to be some of the biggest games of their year since it was for state finals) but obviously were shit talking George & his pals and just being stereotypical rivals like in high school movies. Later on in the night, both teams and some of their close friends pulled up to the only pizza parlor in town. Inside, they all decided to sit together and just chat. THUS BLOSSOMING THEIR NEW FRIENDSHIP!