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All Mornings are Equal, but some Mornings are more Equal than others.
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THE ERAS TOUR (March 17, 2023 - December 8, 2024) You and I, we’re about to go on a little adventure, and that adventure is gonna span 18 years of music, and it’s gonna happen one era at a time✨
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it will never not be hilarious to me that jk rowling has beef with david tennant. of all the people to have beef with. certified good dad loving husband national treasure all-round solid dude david fucking tennant.
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Here’s the thing I think conservatives don’t understand: I don’t care what someone else does with their own body.
You wanna get surgery or take medication to make you look a certain way? Okay. I don’t care
You wanna ctrl+alt+delete that clump of cells in your uterus. Sure. I don’t care.
You wanna use meds to block a natural aspect of your body’s system? Alright by me. I. Don’t. Care.
I don’t care because it’s not my body
“But what if they regret it?” So? Let them regret it. That’s their choice to live with.
“But what if that baby would have grown up to cure cancer?” Kinda short sighted on God’s part to only put that potential in one baby, yeah? (Also … you can’t cure cancer, but that’s a level of nuance for a different time)
“But what if they want to use that function in the future?” Funny thing about meds: you can just stop fucking taking them and things usually go back to normal.
I DON’T CARE WHAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING DOES WITH THEIR OWN BODY! I don’t care 🤷♀️ it’s not my body so why should I have a say in it?
The choice is not “being left up to the states instead of the federal government”, it’s that the choice is being taken away from individuals.
Why the fuck to they care so much what other people do with their own shit??
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in the old times of fandom there were many different ways to name a ship. if you were feeling lazy you could just do name/name or namexname. you could have your portmanteaus, à la spirk. you could have your homestuck style TwoNames naming convention. you might occasionally get your more creative names like wolfstar. and some fandoms would be absolutely obsessed with initials and brevity; why have erik/christine when you could be E/C? in 2014 we all collectively discovered creative tumblr tagging systems and so every ship on here was called shit like #otp: i am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition. in 2018 every ship was called Shenanigans Bros or a random pair of barely connected nouns that were completely inscrutable to anyone who wasn't in the discord server where somebody made it up. in 2024 we have realised our madness of recent years and attempted to throw it back to the good old days, but we have done so without regard for restoring the diversity of the ecosystem and so every ship has a portmanteau regardless of whether the names actually sound good together. by this i mean i just saw a ship poll that just referred to jesus/judas as JEDUS?????????
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They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.
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too many people think that the reason richard never fit in with the greek class is because he was 'boring' and/or 'not as smart as them' when in reality the reason in simply that he was poor.
if he'd grown up rich too, he'd be part of the group too, in spite of his intellect.
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New companion for the Doctor, but they are actually the Master in disguise. And for the whole season no one - including the audience - knows.
Companion is super nice and bubbly and just the way the Doctor likes them. But sometimes... just sometimes... they do something weird.
Like tapping a four-beat against the table and the Doctor stops, confused, but C tells them it's just the beat of the song they are just listening to - Doctor checks and it's actually true.
Sometimes they sort of flirt with the Doctor, but always in a way that could be interpreted as "just fun".
One time they try and stab the Doctor from behind and as an excuse they tell about another alien that can shapeshift. (And then there really is one around)
And similar stuff.
In the end the Doctor falls in love and can't explain why they feel such a deep connection to this person. They finally confess it and C breaks down because this is not how the Master planned their big reveal.
"You can't do this to me, Doctor!" they sob. "You ruined everything!"
Doc obviously has no idea what this means and just grabs the Master's head to kiss them. And this is when they feel the double pulse and suddenly everything makes sense and...
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A visit to O ended in a good result for 13 🥰
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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason
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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
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Yk the moments in Wake Up Sid where Sid just calls her "Aish"? That's so soft. A nickname is the start of tenderness. Of responsibility.
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