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Y/N walks into the living room to find a bunch of Wanda variants…

Bambi!Wanda: hi there! Are you my new stuffie?

Werewolf!Wanda: (growls seductively)

Rockstar!Wanda: (purrs) I could write an album about you

Gamer!Wanda: oh baby I just leveled up

Country!Wanda: looking for a ride? (Winks)

Y/N approaches their Wanda…

Y/N: Wanda? I think your variants want to-

Wanda: they’ll have to fight me to have you, detka

Scarlet Witch enters the room…

Scarlet Witch: where’s Y/N?

Wanda: all yours Scarlet!

For @lifespectator

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Azula: In high school I was dared to play gay chicken which is where two straight girls pretend to be gay and the first one to chicken out loses. Ty Lee and I are both really stubborn and neither one of us wanted to lose. Azula: We've been married fourteen years, and we run a bed and breakfast on Kyoshi Island with our adopted son and daughter. If that girl doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that she's actually gay.

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I saudade her so much

Natasha: *Sighs* Y/N, I gave you the spare key for emergencies.

Y/N: It is an emergency

Natasha: Yeah? What is it?

Y/N: I missed you.

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Y/n: when I say no worries I mean for you. Because I stole them. I have anxiety and I stole all your little worries and all your big worries. You want some? Too bad their mine now.

Natasha: detka that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. But give me my fucking worries back.

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Rockstar!Wanda looks over her records with her lover, Y/N…

Y/N: Witches Brew was my favorite album

Wanda: my debut? really?

Y/N: I knew I loved you from that point on

Wanda giggles and blushes…

Wanda: you know which one is my favorite?

Y/N: which?

Wanda: Days of Magic

Y/N: you wrote that after we met

Wanda: it was all about you. My muse.

Wanda hugs Y/N and nuzzles their nose…

For @lifespectator

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So cute <3

Wanda: say it

Y/N: huh?

Wanda: out loud. Three words, eight letters. Say it to me and I’m all yours.

Y/N: baby…I am Groot

Wanda:

Y/N: Groot taught me it meant I love you

Wanda blushes and giggles…

Wanda: oh detka

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Charlie is so polite about just hitting angels with her shield to defend herself.

But the second they get close to Vaggie, she kills them without a second thought.

They don't even touch her before she blew them up with fireworks.

Charlie flashes her demon form eyes at Lute and grips onto Vaggie the second she sees her. After the events of episode 7 Vaggie likley opened up to Charlie. Telling her that Lute was the one who maimed her.

She tried to rush over to her side during the fight with Lute, just before Adam jumped in front of her.

She just wants to protect her girlfriend.

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Actress!Wanda tries to focus as Y/N speaks on the film…

Y/N: it was important to me that you find the horror and also the humanity in the Witch. And Wanda is just so perfect in finding that balance.

Wanda: you’re perfect.

Y/N: what?

Wanda: what?

The audience awws and claps…

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i will never let go

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me too wade, me too

bonus:

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Morgan as a baby: [starts screaming at 3 AM]

Pepper: [half-asleep] Your turn…

Tony: Ugh, fine…

Tony: [starts screaming]

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How the scene really went

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Green Flags in Friendships (Autism Edition)

Neurodivergent_lou

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She knows me so well

(Y/n): Can I ask a dumb question?

Natasha: Better than anyone I know.

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It's so me 🤣🤣

Tony: hey Natasha I overheard you talking to Clint about y/n's terrible pick up lines and I'm curious as to what y/n's first pick up line was.

Natasha: we were at a stark party and she approached me with "hey snails have teeth wanna go out?" And then got distracted by balloons.

Y/n: in my defence snails really do have teeth. I just thought it would make me look smart.

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Y/n: it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert something so hit me up when you have any questions on how to fuck with Natasha.

Natasha: you don't have that much experience. If you did you'd be dead.

Y/n: yeah but I got the girlfriend free pass.