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This reminds me of the time my vegan ex tried to convince me that eating turkey was wrong by asking me to imagine that she was on the table. I was a little too turned on to worry about the turkey.
No loads refused
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Way too much snacks for one little guy
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Please go vote for our wonderful, dedicated rat detector! Our brethrat desperately needs your help. Link to the poll below :3. Please share this too so we can save our brethrat.
Credit for the song goes to roybushband on pixabay.
Background credit goes to ArtTower on pixabay.
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient
she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live
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Because he wishes he was one
I opened twitter, immediately blessed with spicy nun yuri for .4 seconds before my feed refreshed and I wasn’t able to click on it, why does Musk hate women?
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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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I think sitting with normal people in 5 would be nice, but Hyodo would definitely be kicking my seat the whole way.
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