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Heyo! I'm Spirit and I'm a lesbian with Autism and ADHD, and if the banner doesn't blow it already I have a big special interest in rollercoasters and theme parks with one of my favourites being The Smiler at Alton Towers!
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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "Three, two, one." Sitting in chairs facing away from each other, Jack Dee says, "Gilbert," while Rosie Jones says, "Tim." Rising out of her chair to face Jack, Rosie says, "Where did fucking Gilbert come from?" Jack laughs as she sits back down. End ID.]
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A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"
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Well fucks? Get to it!
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JUST LET ME MAKE THE POST
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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can i just say its really funny that shadow can say "maria......" when he dies in a level in sa2. because i always get that voice line for the stupidest deaths. i get sniped by a gun robot and shadow trips over his own shoe and is like maria i failed you.....
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You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.
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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;
I am PRO-WOOL
I am PRO-LEATHER
I am PRO-BEES
Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.
Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.
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for the last fucking time, tiktok getting banned is BAD. this is a huge free speech concern. it's rooted in sinophobia. and it will set a really bad precedent that allows the government to ban any platform that doesn't let them control the media narrative
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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
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