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KISS! THAT! ANDROID!

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I need to be a well off couple's third and I do not want to be on equal footing with them relationship-wise. I do want to be the secondary partner here, the kind who does weird sex things they don't normally do with each other and gets flaunted like a party trick over martinis to show how worldly they are. I want to sit on one of their Eames chairs and gaze into the eyes of their useless designer dog and realize that me and it are one and the same, that I am just another set piece, and plan my escape not before exploiting their networks in the arts and local politics and penning a novella that leaves readers to wonder where the fact ends and the fiction begins.

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Watched unification, and, um…………..

Like, okay, hooray for spirk, but I just kind of hated it? There’s fun Easter eggs, but it’s not really, you know, good. I mean, creepy cgi aside, the fact that there’s no dialogue, but you can hear every awkward little breath Shatner does in excruciating detail was enough to almost make me turn it off. Plus, I’ve been seeing a lot of people raving about the story…. What story? Like, Saavik’s there, Mitchel’s there, we’ve got cameos galore, but you need more than a parade of characters to make a compelling piece

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SPOILERS FOR MIDNIGHT BURGER S3

the official ship name for caspar x ava is I'M SORRY WHAT'S THAT DAVID I CAN'T HEAR YOU and no i will not accept any alternative

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OK so I don't usually bring personal stuff to this blog but I am being hunted for sport by my book club for the way I read my books and I just want to check how badly I have misjudged what is "normal" in this situation lol

So far I have been called "unhinged", "profoundly disturbed" and a number of variations thereupon for my habit of just... closing the book. Which I guess isn't what everyone else is doing. Apparently.

Also please, if you have very strong feelings about this, yell to your heart's content - I can direct you to an entire book club of people who will yell right along with you 😅

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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I always get my dad with no interests a practical thing he can use every day. The best one, weirdly, was a winter hat with a built in headlamp, which he was so excited about he wore it with the light on everywhere he went until it stopped working

I wish my dad had an interest so I could get him a Christmas present based on it

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I completely agree but also people who change the pronouns to make it gay are extremely sexy to me

People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.

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🍔🚨NEW EPISODE ALERT!!🚨🍔

The diner has dropped down into enemy territory and things here are SOOO twelve years ago! “Chapter 40: Romney for America” is now live!! Listen here.

🎨: @ariartcor

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heye every one.

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why did he say this

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

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Big fan of how Quark just casually offers people porn all the time

Stopping for a drink? Porn

Ship blew up? Porn

You like puzzles? How about a porn puzzle, eh?

Oh, you want THAT porn? I have even BETTER porn, for a modest fee

Creep of all time