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apparently I am Markiplier
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
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So I watched the blooper reel of MarkiplierTV again
After watching the original video again (and seeing SO MANY comments from the last few weeks saying “omg this makes sense with WKM!!”) I decided to watch through the blooper reel again because why the hell not? I could use a laugh.
There was a scene in there that got me thinking, though. I don’t think it made the original cut.
I’m not sure this scene should be considered real “canon”, but Warfstache said something there that caught my ear:
“Y'know, I just feel like I’m a little misguided here. There seems to be all these misunderstandings where people just end up dying around me for various random reasons.”
And at first you think, well, y'know, typical Warfy, right?
But then Ethan says in response,
“Maybe you’re cursed.”
That made me pause, since Mark confirmed that the WKM house was, in fact, cursed, and that, in his own words, “the longer you stay, the more fubbernucked you is”.
Maybe some part of the curse has followed him all this time, since Mark also confirmed that he grew up in that house and has arguably spent multiple years there over the course of his life.
Maybe the whole “tickling them with a knife” thing was what he actually thought he was doing, because the curse followed him and tricked him into thinking he wasn’t actually hurting anybody.
Maybe, in his mind, they truly are “random misunderstandings” and he really doesn’t understand why so many people die around him– because the curse of the house makes his eyes play tricks on him, and when he snaps out of it, he truly doesn’t know what happened or why the person died.
But Ethan had more to say after that.
He grabs onto Wilford’s suspenders and says,
“Maybe THESE are cursed.”
And that made me think back to something else Mark confirmed canon about Warfstache over the livestream:
Wilford’s suspenders are pink because they used to be the Colonel’s red ones, but the color faded over many years.
And that got me thinking…
How many years did it take for that deep red to fade all the way to bright pink? And… how long were they in that house?
If he’s kept that same pair all this time… could it be possible that those suspenders carry the curse, and the curse still affects him, whether they’re worn or not?
I know it’s 1 AM and this might sound ridiculous to even myself once I wake up tomorrow, but I couldn’t ignore it. And again, whether or not that scene with Warfstache and Ethan is canon, it still brought up some interesting questions and viewpoints to me…
But remember… that’s JUST a theory— A LAME THEORY!
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Why don't u just have fun or imitate your friends
haaaalp!
Hey guys! Trying to prep a bunch of videos this week but I’m having a hard time finding thingsto record! Anything in particular you’d like to see? (shorter games please, no long lets plays.) (also I will be playing god of war, so yeah :) )
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Someone's is in the layers of the blanket? Maybe?
Hey tumblr please explain
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@therealjacksepticeye
I couldn’t stop laughing while I made this! Please enjoy!
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THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS
THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL
NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST
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Redneck
reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from
Damp
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What do you think I'm going to college for. I want to learn how to make high quality videos that everyone will love and skits that make people laugh and just add a little bit more joy to this world and people have already made a healthy living off of YouTube go check out @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier @crankgameplays @pewdiepie
And
@theodd1sout @annaakana @jackanddean @amazingphil
These are just a few wonderful people who made the world a better place just by making videos and are well compensated for there time and effort so you can make a living off of YouTube you just need to start.
I believe in you
YouTube IS a valid career choice.
Reblog if you agree (trying to prove something to someone).
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Stay safe when your in Texas
Hey @therealjacksepticeye I keep hearing about bombs on the news here in Texas and I am just saying be safe at your show I don't have enough money to the how did we get here tour but I wish you safe travels
#jacksepticeye#texas#how did we get here#wishuu#safe travels#have fun#pma#positive mental attitude#we dont want anything to happen to our favorite boy#the instant chill pack#keep your head up
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Daily PMA #12
“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don’t just give up.” - Stephen Hawking
Rest in peace Stephen and thank you for reminding us that everything is possible if you just put your all into it, even if the chances are stacked against you <3
~Admin Heini
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What if I just got the app and I want to learn swedish
hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire
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Bisexuals in a hetero relationship have no right to invade LGBTQ spaces.
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@markiplier
Do you ever wonder if Mark ships the egos ever? Even on accident?
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I will try it and I will post results of all the neuro drinks

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I care a bout people so
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