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“Your Not My Dad”

(Record of Ragnarok)

Odin: “Get out of the tank!”

Loki: *pops head out “You’re not my Dad!” 😺

Odin: “Get Out Of The Fucking Tank! I Am Your Dad!”

Loki: *pops head out “You’re not my Dad!”

Odin: “I AM YOUR DAD AND GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK!!!”

Loki: *pops head out “I’M IN A TANK AND YOUR NOT!!”

Odin: “GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK!!!!”

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🔪KNIFE🔪

(Record of Ragnarok)

Loki- *running around

Odin- “Loki, let me see what you have.”

Loki- “A KNIFE!!!”

Odin- “NO!!”

I do not own the original meme

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Odd Numbers

(Record of Ragnarok)

Zeus: “All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them.”

Poseidon: “Zeus, it’s 3 am.”

Zeus: “t-h-r-e-e.”

Poseidon: “GO TO SLEEP!”

Got the idea from another post, so props to them.

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✨Affection✨

(Record of Ragnarok)

Y/N: *kisses Poseidon

Poseidon: “What is this?”

Y/N: Affection

Poseidon: “Disgusting.”

Poseidon: ….

Poseidon: “Do it again.”

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🍕Pie🍕

(Record of Ragnarok)

Y/N: “CALL AND ORDER A FUCKING PIE!!!!!!!”

Hermes: “A PIE?!?!?!”

Y/N: “A FUCKING PIZZA YA FUCKING IDIOT!!!”

Hermes: “WHO THE HELL CALLS A PIZZA A PIE?!?!?!

Y/N: “AMERICANS!!!!”

(Inspired by me and my dad yelling at each other about pizza)

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𝔓𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔦𝔡𝔬𝔫

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I found this, and thought it was really amusing.

(I do not own the photo)

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Gods at the Beach

(Record of Ragnarok)

(Based on first season)

Zeus: *Googles at Y/N and all the other Goddesses

Hermes: *stands behind Zeus sighing and shaking his head at his attentions

Loki: *Putting bugs and snakes down in gods and goddesses swim bottoms

Thor: *playing volleyball to intensely (almost taking someone’s head off with the ball)

Shiva: *plays volleyball (head almost gets taken off by ball served by Thor)

Odin: *stays in the shade away from everyone

Aphrodite: *everyone googles at her as she relaxes in the sun

Heimdall: *is the reff of the volleyball game

Ares: *plays volleyball and gets angry cause him and Shiva aren’t winning

Brunhilde: *plays volleyball and is winning with Thor

Göll: *nervously plays in the water with the goddesses and her sisters

Randgriz: *plays in water with Göll

Reginleif: *not even at the beach, is in a library somewhere

Hrist: *plays in the water with sisters

Adamas: *grumbles in his grave

Poseidon: *kidnaps Y/N while no one was looking

Y/N: *doesn’t know what to do and just lets it happen

(I mean, I’d let Poseidon from RoR kidnap me too. I mean, have ya seen that man)

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💕Aphrodite Headcannons💕

If Aphrodite was your gf (Record of Ragnarok)

You and Aphrodite would more then likely be in an open relationship because Aphrodite loves attention from everyone

Aphrodite is very physical, she loves touching your body at random

She’s very willing to try anything new with you

She likes to go swimming with you and at night, go skinny dipping 

You both go out to fancy restaurants for dinner, she likes the finer things in life but every now and then she likes to get dirty

She gives you gifts big and small

You both practically go everywhere together

Aphrodite is very flirty and seductive all the time and enjoys teasing you

Aphrodite lets you rest your head against her breasts as she plays with your hair

She lets you use her titts as stress balls

I do not own this photo

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Record of Ragnarok

*Me when Poseidon dies

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Yo I’m with Gondoll. I don’t know abut y’all but man I’d be running ahead of her.

This man really said “Give me your body.” With a straight face-

Gondoll:

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Too Friendly Version 1

(Record of Ragnarok)

Hades: “When I said you should try being more friendly to mortals this isn’t what I meant.”

Poseidon: “How else am I supposed to be friendly with the mortals?” *has Y/N on a leash “I thought adopting a mortal would be the best the option.”

Hades: “No! This is wrong and weird.”

Poseidon: *turns away from his brother “Well I like this mortal so I’m keeping it.” *walks away while carrying Y/N

Hades: “No!!!”

Too Friendly Version 2

(Record of Ragnarok)

Hades: “When I said you should try being more friendly to mortals this isn’t what I meant.”

Poseidon: *clings to mortal Y/N’s waist while glaring at Hades “Oh so now I’m TOO friendly?”

Y/N: “Can we go cuddle in bed, it hurts standing here with you clinging to my side.”

Poseidon: “Of course Love.” *picks Y/N up and carries them off to bed

Hades: 😐

(I didn’t know which version to post so I posted them together, please comment which version ya like the best cause, idk)

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🎻Hermes Headcanons🎻

If Hermes was your bf (Record of Ragnarok)

Hermes would write letters to you and place them beside your bedside in the middle of the night

Would take walks in the garden with you

He’d play the villain for you while you fall sleep

Would give you forehead kisses

He likes to keep your relationship as secret as possible cause it gets him excited

He’d drag you away during events such as parties and make-out with you just a few feet away from everyone

He loves to listen to you when you speak

He brings you to sunny meadows and silently read books with you

Hermes likes to rest his head on your thighs or chest, he likes listening to your heart beat

He gives you little gifts at random

I do not one this photo

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Word

(Record of Ragnarok)

Y/N: *Spots Zeus & Hermes

Hermes: *quickly turns to Zeus “Don’t say a word.”

Zeus: “Fergalicious.”

Hermes: “Zeus. What did I say?”

Zeus: “Oh I see. Two weeks ago, when we played Scrabble it wasn’t a word. But now, it is. How convenient for you.”

Hermes: *face palms

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Marriage

(Record of Ragnarok)

Y/N: “Two years ago today, I married my best friend.”

Y/N: “Yeah, Thor is still mad about it but me and Loki were drunk and thought it was funny.”

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Disrespect

(Record of Regnarok)

Y/N: “So, what I gathered from reading about the Greek God Poseidon is that all you have to do is respect him.”

Y/N: *walks into the ocean

Y/N: “I don’t respect you.” *pisses in the ocean

Poseidon: *suddenly appears

Y/N: “Oh shit!!!”

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🌊Poseidon🌊

🌊Headcannons🌊

If Poseidon was your bf (Record of Ragnarok)

Poseidon would give you small cute smiles

He would cuddle you for hours straight

Would abandon his work and duty for you

He’d give you the death stare as you ate fish in front of him to purposely annoy him

He’d take baths with you

Poseidon would stand behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and place his head on top of yours

He’d throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potato’s and walk away if he sees you talking to any other guy

Would randomly give you a peck on the lips

He personally cares for you when you aren’t feeling well

He watches you very closely to make sure your ok (stalker)

I do not own this photo