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me on your door camera

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Queef Zuckerberg

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Do you know how deeply I love my friends? I have built rooms and castles and safe warm spaces for them in my heart to occupy and live freely and all they have to do is exist and be HERE in this world and I get the honor of experiencing THEM in this life and in so many others. what an honor it is to be loved by them and to have them occupy such spaces in me

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I just want anonymous fame and notoriety like everyone thinks I’m funny but who am I??? You’ll never know

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I love wiggling my fingers in ways to suggest that I’m better than you oh so sorry that your fingers aren’t as flexible and cunty as mine they’re just so full of panache and sass they can’t be contained. Oh does that make you feel bad? So sorry, my fingers just can’t be helped to care

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Feeling like crouching in the kitchen at 3:30 am and hissing and doing my little skittering across the floor and being so terrifying my nails are painted bright green and they’re the only thing you see coming at you from the darkness like rawr watch out I’m here to eat ur bagged cheese don’t get in my way I’m ur worst nightmare