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do you ever think about how the series of events that lead to Dumbledore’s death in HBP was literally set into motion by Oliver Wood’s passion for Quidditch

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jk rowling told me personally that hedwig was the duolingo owl the whole time. anytime she’s not actively delivering a message to harry, she’s threatening people everywhere to make sure they do their german lesson. this is never mentioned because it’s not relevant to harry’s journey

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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

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The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

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what did we do, as a collective fan following, to deserve two amazing broadway performers who literally embody percy jackson and annabeth chase? clearly not enough

i’m not complaining though, in fact, i’m crying

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@realphilosophytube , “The Philosophy of Antifa”

“If you’re a political enemy of fascism though, either they lose or you die”

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harry: i’m taking suggestions on what to do with my life. good ideas only.

hermione: study for your newts then start a career as an auror?

harry: i said good ideas only hermione

ron: become a squid farmer

harry: ron, i love you

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tony + remembering little things about the people he cares about

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Cho: *tells Harry the next Hogsmeade visit in on valentines day*

Harry: hmm?? I wonder?? why she’s telling me this?????

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why do people ship beelzebub and gabriel

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although it’s pretty out of crowley’s character i like to imagine him going crazy over photos like that when they move in together!! i mean AHHHH

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the society except it’s a reality tv show and everyone talks shit during their one on one interviews

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A police-y Merthur AU, where they finally (and unexpectedly) find each other again, after a thousand years apart.

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I like the idea of Crowley thinking that they are together but he doesn’t want to go too fast so he waits like 2k years just to hold his angel’s hand :”)

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crutchie: in the refuge

jack: missing

newsies: injured

race: so this next tap dance is for the fellas

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things racetrack higgins is not:

cis

straight

neurotypical

disrespectful to women

disrespectful to anyone undeserving, for that matter

a bad character

he is, however, unable to hear this because he has airpods in oh fuck

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Race what are you talking about Race it’s not erster Race it’s pronounced oyster oh my god he has AirPods in he can’t hear us