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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 3 days ago

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 3 days ago

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 3 days ago

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 3 days ago

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Here ye , here yea, My first day of exams are complete,for my compensation for being absent are these works that I consider petite🫡(ft.Turing practice looking like he smoked weed)

Base for Turing btw

#HI #i love them!!!#reblog #MY BELOVED #my blorbos #and Turing (who is very cool)#history of science #rene descartes #rené descartes #blaise pascal #baruch spinoza #alan turing

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 3 days ago

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(Song: Von dutch by Charli xcx)

I tried posting this so many times but was fighting for my life trying to get it to work. Also consider this my application to join the Love Händel microfandom

#phineas and ferb #bobbi fabulous #love händel #OP THIS IS SO GOOD #BALLER #shoutout this #i love this

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 3 days ago

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I’M GONNA RIP YOU UP I’M GONNA BREAK YOU DOWN‼️

I’M GONNA TAKE YOU TO A CHOP SHOP DOWNTOWN‼️

YOU KNOW THAT YOU’LL BE DREADIN THIS ANDROID ARMAGEDDON‼️

I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR FLUIDS CAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE SWEATIN‼️

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 10 days ago

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vlad_shevchenko

#how i'm feelin #lowkey wanna be like this w my bf #awowsecygorl #aWOWSECYGORL

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 10 days ago

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heartbreaking. you have to write the fic youre writing in order for it to be written

#trUE #:true:#(that png of morgan freeman reaction)

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 12 days ago

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hey. what the fuck does this mean

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 14 days ago

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you could put a guy with a moustache and goatee under a cardboard box trap with some brie and I'd fall for it with embarrassing speed

#brain thoughts #g.text #g.txt #not even a sexual thing #well ok maybe the brie #brie is one of the foods I'm an absolute slut for #but not the guy #still though #if you put the guy in early 17th century clothing the box would be snapping shut before he could begin opening the brie #with comedic reverb

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 14 days ago

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Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 15 days ago

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 15 days ago

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next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 15 days ago

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Sailing again

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ronnie-james-dio-brando · 15 days ago

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#YES #it's back on my dash #rejoicing emote #tis the season

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