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Here’s how Bernie can still win

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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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I was in a conversation with someone who angrily told me, "I hope you wake up in a world full of windows that only open to let in dirt and stone." I was hit with the inexplicable knowledge that I had just been told to go to Gnome Hell.

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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the meek when they inherit the earth

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sex is too complicated. im calling the whole thing off

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me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job

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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

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All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

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We have always loved and we will continue to love. Oh, the beauty of human connection!