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I yelled at my son because he decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. It was dangerous. I freaked out. Am I a bad parent?
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andiesmu:
What’s going on with work that’s got you so busy that you can’t go?
Great question. I’m glad you asked. One of the artist I’m producing has a deadline for their album release. Unfortunately, they’ve been slacking off and took advantage of my absence during Rachel and I’s anniversary. Long story short, we have some catching up to do.
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bettymu:
There isn’t a second in the day that I don’t miss New York, but being able to be with you every day makes it all worth it. It’s an added bonus that my sister lives here, too. I managed to drag her out for a bit of a shopping spree and went a bit overboard. Come home and help me wrap the Christmas gifts I got my fathers? You make the most superb bows.
Of course, I’m excited to accompany you to Beetlejuice on Broadway.
We absolutely have to go to New York for New Years...maybe. Or early next year.
Oh God...you guys went on shopping spree? What did you buy this time and did I get any gifts? I do make a killer bow. It’s my Christmas speciality, next to my mashed potatoes, of course. Speaking of, I have no idea where the party is being held this year. I'm sure my family is doing something, but what about yours?
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TEXTS || KAT & LEO
KAT: i'm your girlfriend emmett is your best friend
KAT: hahaha just kidding you fucking wish
KAT: chandler and emmett bro
KAT: although i fucked emmett too but i'm not your girlfriend
KAT: yet
KAT: hahaha just kissing
KAT: i mean kidding
LEO: why are you texting so much? are you drunk again?
LEO: oooh, i wonder how she was for him. i gotta text him.
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KAT: ay
KAT: your girlfriend fucked your best friend
LEO: who's my girlfriend? which best friend? who?
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“Summer: The Donna Summer Musical” is ending fairly soon. I haven’t gotten a chance to see it despite the amount of opportunities I’ve had to go see it. Boy, do I miss New York. If you haven’t had a chance to go see it, and you’d like to, hop on to it. Unfortunately, work will be keeping me here for quite some time.
However, I will be completely free in March to catch the premier of Beetlejuice on Broadway. Is anyone as excited as I am?
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mutyler:
If you think I was ever going to pay the actual price in the first place, you’re crazy. The plan was always to dine and dash.
Yeah, yeah. Of course it’s on the house for you and Constance. No need to dine and dash. Come over tomorrow. I’m being too generous with others this week with the free meals. I should probably calm down.
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mutyler:
I’m giving myself one month to figure out what the hell my kid could want for Christmas. I am definitely getting her a toy robot, so she can learn to code and take care of me one day. But other than that? I have no clue. She’s at the age where I either get her something she’s too old for or something she’s too young for. She was not a fan of the Lip Balm studio I got her for her birthday and she can’t drive, so a car is out of the question. I’m open for suggestions on what to get a thirteen year old if anybody has any.
What age is she? Is she old enough to play video games or still too young? My ex girlfriend’s daughter was like nine and she got her some suede rocker chair thing that played music. I don’t know how old your daughter is but that could be cool.
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jordiemu:
After working on my restaurant for a whole year, we’ve finally decided on an opening date… January 1st, 2019! That’s right, starting off the new year with some Sunshine Café. We’re an all-vegan restaurant that has all different types of food – Asian inspired, American inspired, Latin inspired… whatever you can think of! Our chefs have been working extra hard in the kitchen to make the best recipes possible to make sure we don’t use any packaged products. Phew, what a freakin’ hard job.. lemme tell you. Anyway, even if vegan food isn’t your thing it would mean the absolute world to me if you came out on New Years! Everyone gets a free dessert on the opening, so you better not miss it.
Also, we’re most definitely still hiring. We need cashiers, hostesses, dishwashers and basically everything else under the sun. The jobs are closing prettttty dang fast, so if you’re interested let me know as soon as possible!
I love cafe’s. They’re so cute and cozy. But, interesting, an all-vegan restaurant. I can dig it. I’ll have to stop by some time! Especially if there’s going to be free desserts. I have quite the sweet tooth.
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mutyler:
I’m expecting a real meal every damn night.
For you, my dear brother, the price is doubled.......
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leighmu:
Well, one would hope so. Your fledgling restaurant needs you!
As does the world, to be quite honest.
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elliemu:
Are the “real” meals free? Because I don’t want to speak too soon, but you might’ve just changed my mind about my favorite food hang, bro.
Like I said, only while supplies/my niceness lasts. Nah, forreal, yeah come on down. It’ll be on me.
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jordiemu:
Pleaaaaase tell me a ‘real meal’ is a free meal.
Sure, this one is on me this time. This week only. Get your free meal while my gratitude lasts.
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leighmu:
I’m thrilled to hear that the restaurant opening went well, Willy. I’d love to come by for a meal. Let me know if you’re interested in any consultation on dessert.
Thank you, Conrad. That means so much coming from you. You know what, I’d love that very much. Come on down sometime this week. I plan on being there every day this week.
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bettymu:
Is the food going to be free, though? Please help feed your favorite starving artist.
Uhm, it definitely can be. I’m always down to support our local artists.
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I’d like to thank all of you beautiful friends and family members of mine that joined me at my restaurant opening last night. It was truly an amazing evening, and I’m overwhelmed with joy thank to you lovely comments and compliments. Hit me up whenever you’d like to have a real meal there.
Otherwise, what’s up?
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