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getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

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saw this on bluesky

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headcanons are so funny once they become ubiquitous in your brain. forgot that we didn’t all agree about that.

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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.

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I Saw The Money Grow

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I’m losing my mind

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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

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I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

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[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

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not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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how it b

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(during sex) hold on I forgot something (pouring gunpowder inside my penits) (loading musket shot)

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the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

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Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body

Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona