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fellas is it gay to trick another man into thinking he is going to die so he puts his corpse up on ebay and you can buy his body and so even tho he is not dying you come to collect your goods and even when he tries to bribe you with more money (your fav thing ever) you insist he dies so you can have his body?

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still the funniest DNI i ever saw in ds9 spaces was a garashir shipper who listed "ships involving a fascist or 'reformed' fascist" as one of their criteria.

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People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

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the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

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too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

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Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

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Julian gets invited to a Section 31 meet up, and he thinks it's going to be some Bondian cigar-smoking poker game type thing but two hours in, and they're all seated on one of those square overstuffed wrap-around couches, and there's junk food wrappers everywhere, and a couple people are playing Mortal Kombat on a console. Sloan hits the bong next to Julian, who is seated uncomfortably in the corner, and then starts coughing his lungs out before offering Julian a hit. Julian's bored so he does. It's some really cheap shit stuff. Sloan's eyes are bloodshot to hell. He starts giggling at some dumb shit. Everyone's dressed in leather bondage gear except for Julian. Julian wonders wtf has happened that this is his life.

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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

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getting ready for the wedding thats not gonna happen because she did that👀

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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I'm going to extend an olive branch to every other fandom and "apologize" that every time there's a Tumblr shipping tournament, the entire Star Trek: The Original Series fandom and our famous benefactors come out of the woodworks to lecture about fandom history, and it somehow works every time.

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Vampire who still views clothing produced by mechanical looms the same way people tend to view AI art