romantic-kumquats
I Hate Myself Too
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im avery, im a 25 year old forensic tech, and i have lost all concept of pleasure. when im not at work, i run this garbage heap of a blog
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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I mean I was a lot happier in kindergarten than I am today...
2003 will be my year
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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I am actually really glad Heathers is getting more recognition, even if it is from an app. If even one person hears it, decides to listen to the musical, and becomes a fan, then yay!
Tag this post with your unpopular musical opinions.
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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me playing clue: it was jason dean in the boiler room with the bomb
my family in tears: please just play the game
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Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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Heather C: You can’t sit with us. Veronica: Actually, Heather, I can’t sit anywhere. I have *turns to the camera* hemorrhoids.
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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who would have guessed that minecraft would cause jason deans downfall?
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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JD Personality Test
You hear the name JD. Your mind goes to...
Jerome "JD" David Salinger - You're a bookworm. You've read the classics and understand the complexities behind them. You're smart, quiet, and your best subject is a liberal art, probably English (or your native language)
Julio "JD" Daniel Martinez - You're a sports fan. You keep up with the stats and have a favorite team in most sports. You might play fantasy baseball or actually baseball/softball or have an SO/friend/family you're close with that plays. You probably didn't mind gym class.
Jason "JD" Dean - You're an 80s movie and/or musical fan. You like the aesthetic of the 80s/90s. You're someone with a dark sense of humor. You're the type to prefer an anti-hero to a traditional hero. Your probably excelled in psych and/or choir.
John "JD" Dorian - You're a TV comedy-drama fan. You probably have some interest in the medical field. You can binge watch a series in just a few days if you have the time. You like puns and dad jokes. If asked, you'd say your favorite 'class' was either science or lunch.
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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Veronica: JD maybe we should stop killing-
JD: The killing never🙅 stops❌got 2 cleanse 💦💦👊 🔫🔫the world all day everyday 😱😱 sunrise to sunset ☀🌙 4 people who r decent 😍💪✌👦👧 our LOVE ❤💘💑😘 is God 👉👉 pep rallys gonna be LIT😏😏🔥society churns out slaves and blanks 😤😤 Buadelaire 😍✨👌 rip mom👩😭
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All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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i thought this was about boats for like 20 minutes
my ship would eat your ship for brunch
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romantic-kumquats · 5 years ago
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“SHUT UP VANESSA REDGRAVE”
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romantic-kumquats · 6 years ago
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i never thought id still be on this hell site in my 20s but here i am
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romantic-kumquats · 6 years ago
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me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper
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The Office (U.S.)
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