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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me
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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures
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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall
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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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Chubbier Tomi! Mod is now available on my nexus or ko-fi!
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One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs
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I don’t even know what to say here but “sodom and halo reach” made me choke on my own spit laughing
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i was a full grown adult by the time i finally learned what advent calendars were. thought it was just a neopets thing
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I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing
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