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#this goose dm'd me when i was waiting by the stage before their gig to wish me a good gig???#and then i was just like#you too??????????????#kaj
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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants ๐ check it right now ๐ you might be getting your period ๐ hey bestie i think youre bleeding ๐" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG โ๏ธ its The Slime
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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I subtitled some cruise gig yapping
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TRAGIC: Sim puppy, just born, already thinking about sucking up to his boss at work
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Itโs Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
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I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Lรคl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden โ06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.
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my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100
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you can always write disgusting pornography btw. if you forgot
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Om du vill va' med mig, fรฅr du ta och skรคrpa dig
Kรครคrijรค x Hooja - San Fransisco Boy
Frรฅn Melodifestivalen 2025
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