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Hey, Aggies!! We just beat the hell outta you! Rammer Jammer! Yellow Hammer! Give 'em hell, Alabama!!

And you, Johnny Football. You gave it a good fight, but you didn't get it this time. Roll tide.

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So much amazingness.

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My love of Vinnie Sunseri cannot be explained.

He just keeps doing things like... that. And being a baller.

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Worst call I've ever seen.

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Yes. This is more like it... 21-14 Bama!! Thank goodness Kenny Bell decided not to hang up his cleats after all!

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Okay. Heart is starting to calm down a little. Let's settle into this game, y'all. Have a solid 3 quarters left to dominate.

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Oh, we decided to show up now. Thanks, AJ.

Roll Tide, and thank goodness.

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Who is this team, and what did they do with my Crimson Tide?

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It would be really great if our defenders would turn around and look to see the ball going straight into the hands of the receivers...

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I find it really interesting that when you look at Alabama football, none of the players are really huge standouts. I mean, AJ is an amazing quarterback and gets a lot of attention, but the face of Alabama football is Nick Saban. No question. Whereas I never think of Kevin Sumlin when I think of A&M. It's all Manziel.

But even when Mark Ingram won the Heisman, it's all the Nick Saban show.

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Need ABC to go ahead and take this crappy Pitt vs. New Mexico game off my screen. I don't have time for this ACC junk. I want to see Alabama!

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Nick Saban won't say it,

But I will. Revenge time, baby. Can't wait to see the Tide roll all over Manziel!

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It's Gameday!! Hey, Aggies, we're gonna beat the hell outta you!

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Alright, then. I'll take it. Congrats on a great win!

Also, why are there shirtless men on the Clemson field?

I have never understood this storming the field thing? I mean, yeah, you won, that’s cool. Hang out in the stands like normal people. You won one game. 

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Also, why are there shirtless men on the Clemson field?

I have never understood this storming the field thing? I mean, yeah, you won, that's cool. Hang out in the stands like normal people. You won one game. 

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Dear Georgia, 

It was a nice effort, but you were supposed to be repping the SEC in that one. Sorry if you missed the memo.

Love,

The rest of the conference.

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Alabama wins by 25. Covers spread against name opponent. Fans wondering what went wrong. Such is life at the top.

Paul Finebaum (who is really on fire today)