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#the ides of march are approaching#file your daggers#clean your robes#remember what Caesar looks like before stabbing Bob (I’m looking at you Clumsious)
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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
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I saw a little robot walking like a penguin before what anyone else saw
ROTARY_PISTON
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wait.
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:3
X3
>w< is just sideways X3 but the meaning is totally different
°w°
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this is so fun
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guys i might be getting a bit silly
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around this point i started going back and adding colour
laser eyes
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it’ll find its way through the ecosystem
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
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okay tma bumper stickers
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I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.
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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.
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What’s the deal with managers and the “trans“ prefix?
On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me:
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