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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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Minecraft Quality of Life mods: You can see how much saturation each food item gives you!

Terraria Quality of Life mods: Button That Kills The Moon Lord

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a middle aged white guy named Blake Pontiac just saved christmas in a small rural American town and they are turning him into a new constellation

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bitch i got hulu, netflix AND crunchyroll if you comin over to “just to chill” then we gon fuckin chill, ya feel me?

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the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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Ever wonder why they call it nicotine? It’s cause in the old days, a pack of cigarettes only cost a nickel. BTW, you look like shit. Are you OK?

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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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"lezzing out" so to speak with the angel girl who gave herself a concussion flying into my window. I've been teaching her how to play skyward sword on the switch

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i hate fatigueee its so stupid. ohh when im home i'll do this or that Nope. replacing all of your bones with pure titanium now. Goodbye