Alex | 25 | 🜏 | ger + eng | he/they nonbinary | professional DnD nerd, vampire kisser, elf lover and men appreciator
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for @azorahaiisjonsnow !!! Here is the version with them in bed.... and YES he wears the crown in bed...... they both are into it, obviously 😈😈😈😈😈😈 HEHEHE
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I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for
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gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.
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marginalia of gale and wyll cooking something weird?
Did you know: You can feed yourself and six companions with 14 carrots? (I'm sorry Gale, it was all we had.)
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Tirzah Garwood (1908-1951), ''Brick House Kitchen', 1932 Source
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A baby bandit was born today with 16 healthy fire arrows and a worn crossbow
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Warmup doodle of the day, with a tweet that made me go „that‘s just vhaeraunposting“ on the spot. I mean…the shoe fits.
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Gromph goes to Halfling Heaven
this happens in war of the spider queen im not joking. he gets mid wizard battle banished to the halfling afterlife
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