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roliza · 6 years ago
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You’re able to call your parents “Mom” and “Dad”. They were not born with those names.
You’re able to call your teachers “Mr” or “Mrs” and their last name. You’d get in trouble if you addressed them by first name.
You’re able to call a celebrity by their chosen stage name.
You’re able to call your friends a shortened version of their name, their middle name instead of their first, or a completely random nickname.
You’re able to call a married woman by her husband’s last name, even though she was not born with that last name.
But when someone’s transgender, how does calling them by a name they were not born with somehow become a hassle?
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roliza · 6 years ago
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No offense but can ya’ll like also normalize trans guys that DON’T bind.  Like there’s guys who don’t want to, choose not to because of the risks, and guys who CAN’T because of medical reasons.  Not every Trans dude is wearing a binder 24/7 and some don’t ever. 
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roliza · 6 years ago
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theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
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roliza · 6 years ago
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Hey, that girl you made fun of for dressing like an emo, her dad dresses up like a pharmacist, makes useless machines and gets beat up by a platypus in a fedora. Yeah, it’s not always how it seems, so think before you act.
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roliza · 6 years ago
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im such a slut for true crime and like i wish this website could be normal for five minutes so i could use the true crime tag to find interesting posts and not just 500 pictures of old nazi coconut head and those two uglies who shot up their school w flower crowns edited on and bizarre jeffrey dahmer fridge memes 
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roliza · 6 years ago
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PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING
HEY GUYS
The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.
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roliza · 6 years ago
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Lesbian film Rafiki shatters box office records in Kenya despite ban for ‘promoting homosexuality’
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Lesbian film Rafiki has shattered box office records in Kenya – after a government ban was lifted for one week only.
The lesbian love story from director Wanuri Kahiu debuted to international acclaim at this year’s Cannes Film Festival, but the film was banned in its home country after state censors took exception to the “homosexual” themes.
It was permitted to screen in the country for exactly one week in September, after a court ordered it should be permitted to meet the requirements for Oscars eligibility.
Under Academy Awards rules, submissions to the Best Foreign Language Film category “must be first released in the country submitting it… and be first publicly exhibited for at least seven consecutive days in a commercial motion picture theater.”
From the first night of the film’s release on September 23, cinemas in Nairobi were surprised by an influx of fans, who queued around the block to snap up tickets and get a chance to see Rafiki. Extra screenings were rapidly added and promoted by the film’s accounts on social media, as cinemas struggled to keep up with demand.
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The film is now again banned in the country, following the end of the seven-day exemption – but in a final humiliation for state media censors, it was revealed that the film dominated the country’s box office in the period it was released.
Rafiki was the top performing film in Kenya for the week it was unbanned, edging out major Hollywood blockbusters The Nun and Night School.
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The film grossed more than $33,000 in its week of release, with more than 6,500 tickets sold.
The start of the film was greeted by raucous applause at screenings, while the crowds “laughed and booed” at the logo of the Kenya Film Classification Board—the body that suppressed its release.
The re-imposed ban makes it an offence to even own a copy of the film in the country.
Homosexuality is illegal in Kenya.
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roliza · 6 years ago
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Luna’s Beginner Witch Masterpost
taken from an ask i received, which you can find here.
where do i start?
what’s next?
common magickal tools and their uses
witchy terminology
intent
visualization
tools of the trade
the best time for…
cleansing and charging items
daily witch things
how to enchant items
grimoire organization ideas
herbs/food/plants by purpose
a to z crystal meanings
quick grounding/centering
earth grounding and centering
luna’s guide to spellcasting
updated on 10-6-2018
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roliza · 6 years ago
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🎃👻🎃🍁🍂It’s October folks that means it’s time to…..
get your fucking flu shots!! 🎃🎃🎃
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roliza · 6 years ago
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one of the funniest things about being gay is when u accidentally become homonormative in your head and assuming everything is gay like ill be listening to a love song and im like “wait… is she singing about a guy?? why would she wanna do that” bc i forgot about the concept of heterosexuals and that being straight is considered the default by most people lol
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roliza · 6 years ago
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“Dm: Ok you see Eric Andre, and he is still alive because you guys fucked up
Dragonborn: Can I roll to kill Eric Andre?
DM Uhhhh well I guess you co-
Dragonborn: Would that be strength or…?
Dm: Well yeah bu-
Dragonborn: I GOT A 23 ON KILLING ERIC ANDRE”
- The last thing our trickster god heard
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roliza · 6 years ago
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Playing an avatar Tla based game
Me, the DM: “You peek through the hole burned through the treeline and see two fire nation hunters caught in a meticulous battle with a Boar-Q-Pine. Their movements are perfectly in sync, and the rythym of their attacks Is reminiscent of a dance. As fire trails from their fists, the Boar-Q-Pine takes hit after hit, attempting to catch them with uncalculated charges. After one particularly disorienting charge, the Boar-Q-Pine turns around fully, and sees the party in plain view. Let the chase begin.”
Lee, our Firebender: I want to ride the Boar-Q-Pine.“
DM: “It… Its literally covered in spikes.”
Lee, somehow even more confident: “ >:( I >:( wanna >:( ride >:( the >:( Boar-Q-Pine >:(! ”
The whole party, bassically at once: I wAnNa rIdE tHe BoAr-Q-pInE!!
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roliza · 6 years ago
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college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
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roliza · 6 years ago
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roliza · 6 years ago
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“no one will read a book if the character is gay.”
Someone just told me that no one would read my novel if the main character is gay.
Like or reblog if you would READ OR BUY A BOOK WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS HOMOSEXUAL.
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roliza · 6 years ago
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I’m kinda having a crisis because my dad was very rude to me when we talked about online dating and relationships which started on the Internet (when I literally met my boyfriend online and love him very much) so please reblog if you think online dating/online relationships are valid and not weird, fake etc
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roliza · 6 years ago
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Star Wars: Edge of Empire Home Brew
Context: We have a a group of 5. I am the DM and we have a Thief, Hired Gun, Bounty Hunter and a Mechanic. The team is currently stuck on a swamp planet and had stumbled upon a small village on the way to current objective. The team began searching and pillaging. The Mechanic was in the center of a village and when the villagers arrived back in town they noticed him immediately and believed he was raiding. While actually he was looking at plants while everyone else was raiding the houses. They others were hiding in the house to avoid detection. They began questioning Mechanic.
Villager (DM): What are you doing here?
Mechanic: We are just passing through.
*Entire Table Screaming you Idiot!*
Villager (DM): Whose we?
Thief ooc: Fuck a duck. Alright I’m going out. Thief ic: Sorry about the confusion. He meant me. It’s just us 2 trying to find our way through. We will be on our way. *Fails Deception check*
Villagers: why so eager? And why were you in my house?
Hired Gun ooc: Alright I’m just going to go out there with a thermal detonator and blow us all up. Can’t get any worse. Can I threaten?
DM: Sure why not. Not how I thought this would play out, but let’s see where it goes.
Hired Gun ic: *Jumps out window into the open screaming* Time to die! *high success roll in threatening the villager*
DM: WOW. Well the Villagers really believe you are going to blow them and yourself up. So they scattered and run into the woods.
Bounty Hunter: This mean this is our village now? First order of business as the new mayor. Kill the Mechanic.
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