roksanalyasin

[roksanalyasin]

[roksanalyasin]

This is, as far as I can tell, the only flagged post on this entire blog.

Varric would be so proud.

[roksanalyasin]

I’ve never understood the appeal of twitter until I read David Gaider’s riveting short story of Pigeon Age: Shale Origins.

[roksanalyasin]

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy, a Burn Notice one-shot.

Rating: Teen. Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Don Kane. Characters: Fiona Glenanne, Don Kane (OC), Michael Westen. Word Count: 3,858. Tags: Action, One-shot, Prequel, POV Original Character.

Trigger Happy

by Roksana Lyasin

Don Kane always prided himself for being the one to keep his cool in a room full of hotheads, the one who held everything together when a situation went to the dogs. So, as he was staring…

[roksanalyasin]

Predatory Instincts Update: 10/12/2018

Predatory Instincts Update: 10/12/2018

Chapter 7 of my Jurassic Park Universe fanfiction Predatory Instincts, ‘Academic Adventues’, is now live on AO3 and FF.net!

Predatory Instincts  Elizaveta’s life is dedicated to her research, her lifelong passion for studying predatory dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes. Now, as the Head of International Palaeontological Research at Harvard, she believes she has reached the pinnacle of her career…

[roksanalyasin]

For @ladynorbert Dragon Age Prompt| Click here to read it on AO3. Rating: Teen. Pairing: Varric Tethras/Bethany Hawke. Word Count: 2,783. Tags: Fluff, Love Letters, Romance, Prompt.

  One

Dear Varric,

Thank you for such a wonderful evening. I find myself thinking about our adventures often, daydreaming really. Mother asked me where I got the pendant from – I told her it was a gift from a secret…

[roksanalyasin]

Fanfiction | Q&A

[Fanfic Asks]

F: Share a snippet from one of your favourite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it. Sorry, but it’s a bit smutty but I promise it’s important:

     ‘Cullen, the door…’ she whispered, breaths sharp as he teased her throbbing clit with deft fingers. ‘Let him hear,’ he growled against her neck, ‘I want your moans to fill this room.’ He grazed his teeth…

[roksanalyasin]

well..

[roksanalyasin]

the dread wolf rises.

[roksanalyasin]

People who romanced Solas: “I need to redeem my husband or join him in destroying the world”

Everyone else: “I’m making scrambled eggs tonight”

[roksanalyasin]

This

Algorithm

Is

So

Accurate

[roksanalyasin]

Fun With Analogies

Fun With Analogies. #RoksyWrites #Fiction

This story was prompted by a Tumblr post which came across my dash in late 2017, featuring these very Douglas Adams-esque analogies:

One of my mutuals said: ‘I want them all included in a fic’. So, being in a creative mood, I wrote a short original piece for a bit of fun. I would like to extend it in future, perhaps even turn it into a novella of sorts (without the analogies, mind you) but, for…

[roksanalyasin]

Where to find me

So, I’m not planning on leaving Tumblr, but I understand that many people will (and I don’t blame you). With this in mind, I can be found in a few other places for those who are interested in following my fanfiction (and other fiction, perhaps):

Twitter (new)

AO3

FanFiction.net

WordPress (new)

Ko-Fi

Pillowfort (waiting for my key).

<3 Roksy

[roksanalyasin]

Heading to Pillowfort, and I’m Offering Keys

Hi, you may or may not know me. I go by Tyramir, and I’m an author. Mostly I write fanfic, but I have also published a book at some point. (Yes, that was a subtle plug – don’t feel obligated to click the links, they’re there to justify to myself why I’m doing this so I can say this wasn’t 100% altruistic because I’m a crusty old troll)

So, recently, Tumblr has made something of an announcement regarding what kind of content they will and will not host in the future. And you know what, that’s okay. It’s their site. They can do what they want. Just like I’m free to say, “Hey, @staff, go fuck yourselves with some sandpaper, you masochistic fucks.”

Ah, that felt good. You know what else feels good? Moving to Pillowfort. I’m in no way associated with them, beyond that I am now a user. I just bought a key. More than one, actually. I bought a whackload of them. I am not rich. See: author. Very poor profession if you’re not ultra-successful. However, what I am is angry, and disappointed with the direction this site is taking. 

This site is home for the marginalised, for the outcasts, for the misfits. It’s also the home for a lot of fellow artists, like myself. Ones that might not have a little extra cash in their wallets. So, as a Christmas gift (and as a way of sharing that link up above advertising my book, see self, you’re not totally altruistic), I’m making this offer.

Reblog and like this post. You don’t have to follow me. You don’t have to buy my book. You don’t have to tell anyone it exists. You don’t even have to click that link. Just like and reblog. Anyone who likes it will get one entry for drawing for a key. Anyone who reblogs it will get one. Anyone who does both will get two. And on December 17th, the Day of Ignominy, I will draw ten names, and I will gift ten keys. I’ll even wear a Willy Wonka hat while I do. You won’t be able to see it, but the spirit will be there.

If you want to get the word out, but don’t want to get an entry (say you already have a Pillowfort account), just reblog and tag the post with “no entry,” or some variation thereof. I’ll exclude you from the draw, but thank you (in my mind, I’m not gonna actually thank people, but that requires effort, yo) for helping others learn about this opportunity.

TL;DR: Bald author wants to use very little cash he has to give people Pillowfort accounts. Just like and reblog for entries. Also, I hope you are feasted upon by a swarm of angry weasels, @staff.

[roksanalyasin]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

[roksanalyasin]

“You’re the BEST, boss.”

[roksanalyasin]

I cannot believe tumblr pulled the Right of Annulment.