roguecoelacanth
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Geologist with minimal paleo background, despite the love for coelacanths. Likes Kyanite.Entirely unfocused blog - expect no coherent theme.
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roguecoelacanth · 5 days ago
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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roguecoelacanth · 7 days ago
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The people at the hardware stores weren't very helpful so I had to do it myself, but at least I finally can get my Christmas lights plugged in!
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roguecoelacanth · 8 days ago
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Poorly drawn Zubat line [redo]
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roguecoelacanth · 16 days ago
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All these polls and posts going “how far down is X on your Wrapped” or “What’s song 4721?” and whatnot.
I do not have a Spotify. For business model reasons, this makes me happy. But more importantly, I get an (entirely undeserved) feeling of superiority when I look upon one of those posts and can say, “I don’t have one!”
So please add a “no Spotify” option to your polls. Just so I can brag about something that doesn’t actually matter and shouldn’t be a brag.
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roguecoelacanth · 25 days ago
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and another one
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roguecoelacanth · 25 days ago
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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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"superman knows everyone's secret identity because he can see through masks and eavesdrop anywhere, batman knows everyone's secret identity because he's the world's greatest detective, and wonder woman knows everyone's secret identity because she has a magic lasso" is fine and all but i think it's funnier if clark makes an active effort not to look through masks because he thinks it's rude, bruce knows despite making no effort because they're all actually terrible at keeping secrets, and whenever diana wants to know someone's identity she just asks bruce and it never occurs to him not to tell her
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.
Fossil [Explained]
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[Cueball is holding two pieces of rock in a paleontological site. Megan, Ponytail and White Hat are in the background.] Cueball: It's weird to pry open a rock and see an animal that no one has laid eyes on for 400 million years.
[Zoom in on Cueball looking at the fossil he is holding.]
[Cueball pokes the fossil.] Cueball: Boop! Off-panel voice: Hey! Don't boop the trilobites!
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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Welcome to Tumblr, we *smack* are a normal *smack* social media blogging *smack smack smack* website.
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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mama, just booped a man. put a paw against his head, clicked my button, now he's dead.
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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Per Bast (Bubastis) c.800 BCE (colourised)
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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they are back
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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furret? 👀
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Scratching at your door.
If your cold they're cold. Put them in your bed.
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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Poorly drawn Sentret line
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roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
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Poorly drawn Heracross
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