roguecoelacanth
Heh. . . Close Enough
4K posts
Geologist with minimal paleo background, despite the love for coelacanths. Likes Kyanite.Entirely unfocused blog - expect no coherent theme.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
roguecoelacanth · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
We three kings.
7K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 4 days ago
Text
showing my blood places it's never seen before!
1. the world outside my body
2. hhopital
65K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
A good ²³⁸Umbrella policy should cover it.
Radon [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball is on the left, and is approached by Ponytail, who is reading a Geiger counter in her hand and is holding a toolbox in her other hand.] Ponytail: Radon levels in your basement are pretty high. Ponytail: When was the planet under this home built?
[Ponytail stops walking and lowers the Geiger counter] Cueball: Uhh, about 4½ billion years ago, I think? Ponytail: Oof. I was afraid of that. Ponytail: This planet was contaminated with uranium it formed. You really should have let it fully decay before building. Ponytail: Wait another 100 billion years and these rocks will be fine.
[Zoom in on Cueball's head] Cueball: But the Sun will burn out in 5 billion years. Ponytail: Yikes, you built around a short-lived yellow star? What a mess. Ponytail: Hope you have good insurance.
870 notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 12 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media
This might be the best police blotter I have ever read omg
11K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 21 days ago
Text
not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
82K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 23 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
19K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 23 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Look At This Wonderful Blue Kyanite in Quartz from Brazil.
Photo: cryptocrystals
161 notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 25 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Poorly drawn Krabby line [redo]
1K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 1 month ago
Video
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
3M notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
The people at the hardware stores weren't very helpful so I had to do it myself, but at least I finally can get my Christmas lights plugged in!
1K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Poorly drawn Zubat line [redo]
3K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
Text
All these polls and posts going “how far down is X on your Wrapped” or “What’s song 4721?” and whatnot.
I do not have a Spotify. For business model reasons, this makes me happy. But more importantly, I get an (entirely undeserved) feeling of superiority when I look upon one of those posts and can say, “I don’t have one!”
So please add a “no Spotify” option to your polls. Just so I can brag about something that doesn’t actually matter and shouldn’t be a brag.
0 notes
roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
and another one
430 notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 2 months ago
Text
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
256K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
67K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 3 months ago
Text
"superman knows everyone's secret identity because he can see through masks and eavesdrop anywhere, batman knows everyone's secret identity because he's the world's greatest detective, and wonder woman knows everyone's secret identity because she has a magic lasso" is fine and all but i think it's funnier if clark makes an active effort not to look through masks because he thinks it's rude, bruce knows despite making no effort because they're all actually terrible at keeping secrets, and whenever diana wants to know someone's identity she just asks bruce and it never occurs to him not to tell her
26K notes · View notes
roguecoelacanth · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.
Fossil [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball is holding two pieces of rock in a paleontological site. Megan, Ponytail and White Hat are in the background.] Cueball: It's weird to pry open a rock and see an animal that no one has laid eyes on for 400 million years.
[Zoom in on Cueball looking at the fossil he is holding.]
[Cueball pokes the fossil.] Cueball: Boop! Off-panel voice: Hey! Don't boop the trilobites!
14K notes · View notes