roguecoelacanth

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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THE INSPIRATION FOR MY BLOG NAME SPOTTED IN THE WILD!!! 42/10, Win/Win

look at the little guys i found them in a paper about an rebellatrix divaricerca (extinct coelacanth species) and have decided more people should see it because they are adorable

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Cal and Merrin should kiss more often

jedi 3 needs to have a "kiss merrin" prompt you can do at any time like dragon age origins

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Perhaps a Furret if you’re still looking for Pokémon requests?

Fluffy slinky.

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happy palentines day paleontology edition

bonus

geology one

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We three kings.

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showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

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A good ²³⁸Umbrella policy should cover it.

Radon [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is on the left, and is approached by Ponytail, who is reading a Geiger counter in her hand and is holding a toolbox in her other hand.] Ponytail: Radon levels in your basement are pretty high. Ponytail: When was the planet under this home built?

[Ponytail stops walking and lowers the Geiger counter] Cueball: Uhh, about 4½ billion years ago, I think? Ponytail: Oof. I was afraid of that. Ponytail: This planet was contaminated with uranium it formed. You really should have let it fully decay before building. Ponytail: Wait another 100 billion years and these rocks will be fine.

[Zoom in on Cueball's head] Cueball: But the Sun will burn out in 5 billion years. Ponytail: Yikes, you built around a short-lived yellow star? What a mess. Ponytail: Hope you have good insurance.

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This might be the best police blotter I have ever read omg

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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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Look At This Wonderful Blue Kyanite in Quartz from Brazil.

Photo: cryptocrystals

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Poorly drawn Krabby line [redo]

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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The people at the hardware stores weren't very helpful so I had to do it myself, but at least I finally can get my Christmas lights plugged in!

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Poorly drawn Zubat line [redo]

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All these polls and posts going “how far down is X on your Wrapped” or “What’s song 4721?” and whatnot.

I do not have a Spotify. For business model reasons, this makes me happy. But more importantly, I get an (entirely undeserved) feeling of superiority when I look upon one of those posts and can say, “I don’t have one!”

So please add a “no Spotify” option to your polls. Just so I can brag about something that doesn’t actually matter and shouldn’t be a brag.