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Well...for one thing, if he really stole your wallet you could have beat it out of him. Who is this guy anyway?

[Rohan ran his hands along her back before lightly slapping her thighs.] Are you hungry?

I tried, you know!! I shook down a fifteen year old!! I even fused him to the wall and searched his pockets and his bag…nothing!

[She groans, flopping over across his lap.]

How do I make him give it back?

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If he took your wallet, why didn't you get it back? I'll go get it if you won't.

[Rohan sighed before stroking her head in a comforting manner. Rohan had to fight the urge to let go of his temper.] Whoever he is, he better not be using the card...

…But I fixed the door!! I just didn’t want you to use your stand on me and find out that way!

[She whines, snuggling up to him.]

…I didn’t do much of anything! There’s this kid— Haruno— He was kind of…weird and I think he’s got a stand! But I’m pretty sure he lifted my wallet!! …Uhm…also…my spare key…was in the wallet, so that’s why I had to break in. …Also…the emergency credit card was in there…

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The convention went as well as you'd expect- what? Your wallet was stolen AND you ruined my house?

[Rohan huffed before bringing her over to the couch and sitting her down on his lap.] 

How do you manage to cause so much destruction in such a short time...what did you do? Did you break the back door? 

You’re HOOOOOME!

[She screeches, leaping over the couch and jumping into his arms.]

How was your nerd convention?! ALSO SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET SO I HAD TO BREAK INTO THE HOUSE. PLEASE DON’T BE MAD.

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Josuke...? Josuke! I'm home. Damn it...it's freezing outside. 

…Where’s Rohaaaan? When is he getting hoooome?

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Ah, so you do have fetishes, hm?

…When I die, my secrets will die with me.

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Yeah, right. I bet you have tons of fetishes you've been keeping secret from me.

…Wow! Way to go an’ make it really weird! I don’t have fetishes!

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I refuse. Is this some sort of strange fetish for you? Do you get off on this?

…Put it on.

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What? Why would you do that!? I am not wearing a sailor fuku!

…I already bought your costume. It’s too late to back out.

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Excuse me? I am not cross dressing, even at your expense. Pick something else.

…Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune.

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...You better not. 

[A sigh escaped Rohan's lips.]

...It depends on what you want to do.

…Then I guess I’ll have to ask someone else to do a couples’ costume with me.

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...I refuse. 

…This is your first year dating me. You have to dress up. It’s not optional.

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A costume? I don't have time for that. I never dress up. 

…Rohaaaan. …It’s time to talk about Halloween costumes, don’t you think?

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rohavens replied to your post:rohavens replied to your post://I was updating my...

[ nO, i don’t have it on my blog but i do wonder why am i listening to bjork and stuff oK I HAD IT ON MY PERSONAL, i had ‘oh it’s oh so quiet’ so i could make ‘shut the fuck up’ jokes :’) and yes, i am your other self from 2047 ]

I have terrible memories singing that song at a Karaoke joint...

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rohavens replied to your post://I was updating my Mun page when I noticed I had...

[ same ]

You sure you aren't me irl too?

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//I was updating my Mun page when I noticed I had Bjork on my page. I forgot I had Bjork on my page.

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[Two sentences in and Rohan was already crossing his arms and curling an eyebrow at the...charismatic impostor. Upon letting him finish his ramble a sigh escaped the mangaka's lips.]

I see you've put a heavy effort into this. Commendable, but unnecessary. You've reduce me to a comically bland persona. 

[Rohan snatched the scrap of paper back from him and stuffed it in his pocket angrily.]

Who do you think you are, boy? To insult the great Rohan Kishibe in this manner? Take that headband off and get out of my sight.

A cosplay you say? Of course no one would be able to cosplay the great Kishibe Rohan; no amount of money could even buy the great talent and professionalism of the world wide phenomenom.

Can’t you tell with just looking at me? You are obviously getting so into your role of imitating me that you can’t see that the real impostor here is you.

—And what am I supposed to do this this?

[ He merely looks down at the paper, taking it with the tip of two fingers like it was infected with a dangerous disease. ]

If you are going to walk around imitating me then you might as well practice before giving autographs so carelessly.

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...I suppose.

She was such a damn tease. [He tossed the scrub at her before standing up and slipping himself out of his t-shirt and pants. He didn't stand naked for long before he opened the shower curtain to sit himself down on the other side of the tub with her.]

There...come over here so I can scrub your back.

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