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selling point for the new spider man game:

“it’s not a bug, it’s a spider!”

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Boy I wish I had as many balls and/vaginas as this rose

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???

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Shit April fools day is over, I miss my top hat already!

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* isg *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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me: i’m gonna stay up as late as i can playing video games

my brain: you’re gonna be so tired in the morning tho

me: jokes on you bitch im gonna be tired no matter what

my brain: damn cant argue with that logic carry on

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Watch out for children!

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*insert lack of context here*

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Junkrat makes a new friend

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen - Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

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Whoa We’re Halfway There puns are the best. 😂

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slush puppy

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Goddamnit Space Dandy…

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Good Morning Everyone.

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Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

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