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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

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bofur you’re standing where

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

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i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

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Gandalf's Totally Foolproof I Swear This Is Gonna Work Guys strategy for protecting Middle-Earth:

apply hobbit of choice to problem

introduce big groups in smaller groups as not to spook potential host

when all goes haywire, eagles

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Original Kíli makeup can’t hurt you.

Original Kíli makeup: 👁️👄👁️

Alright hang on just a second 😂 So you're telling me that if they hadn't scaled back the prosthetics we would've had a Kili, Bofur, & Thorin that looked like this?

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Would you let a sensitive white boy into your house?

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marvel shows are written like that post about once upon a time

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Okay, picture this:

The battle is over. Everyone lives. Thorin and Bilbo are engaged to be married. Bilbo has to leave to tidy up his affairs in the Shire while Thorin has to stay in Erebor to be, y'know, king.

As the days and weeks and months pass, Thorin gets grumpier and grumpier and grumpier. It is becoming INCREASINGLY obvious.

One day, while Kili and Ori are talking to one another about the issue, Thorin stomps past growling about the Council and Kili decides enough is enough. So he says out loud to his uncle, "The Council isn't the problem. You're just missing Bilbo. You two just need to bone when he gets back."

Ori whimpers. Thorin stops dead.

"What did you say?"

"Don't say it again!"

"I said you two need to bone."

Ori: gulp

Thorin: "Hoooooow DARE you, Kili, son of Dis. I am your ROYAL SOVEREIGN!"

...5 minutes later...

"BONE!"

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clocked

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Balin, Thorins most trusted: *actually innocent* calm down don't you trust us🥺

Thorin: all but threatens to kill him

Bilbo: practically calls him a reckless asshole and outright argues with and questions him

Thorin: it's okay baby backups coming I won't let them hurt you ❤️

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