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Bilbo, crouching over in pain : Owwww
Thorin, panicked : What happened?!
Bilbo : ... Nothing
Thorin : I promise to stay calm if you tell me
Bilbo : I stubbed my toe on a table
Thorin, holding an axe : Which table?!?!
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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
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Incorrect Quotes #15
Gandalf: me and Aragorn are going out for a while..
He points to Legolas: no plans
He points to Gimli: no schemes
He points to Boromir: no hijinks
He points to Sam: no theories
He points to Merry: no suspicious deeds
He points to Pippin: and definitely no misadventures
[after they leave.]
Pippin, smirking: he didn't say anything about shenanigans.
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Incorrect Quotes #16
Balin: your nephew Kíli was in a fight today
Bilbo: oh no, that's awful! Is he ok??
Thorin: did he win
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Incorrect Quotes #18
Pippin: *sighs*
Merry: you bored?
Pippin: yeah
Merry: wanna start drama for no reason?
Pippin: i thought you'd never ask
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maybe if you ask alastor nicely….. 😅
(also happy new year!! I hope things get better)
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when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun
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could you love me more
if by the sun and moon I swore
that I would never flee?
bitter water - the oh helios
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