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Finally got those fucking dragons covered up 🤣

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We might not have truth, justice or freedom. But here's a hard-boiled egg.

GNU Terry Pratchett

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Today is the Glorious 25th of May, the day the gallant members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch fought for Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg, and died (including Reg Shoe, who then came back as a zombie and fought some more) in the Glorious Revolution of Treacle Mine Road.

Today is also Towel Day: because as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have -- and a hoopy frood ALWAYS knows where his towel is.

HOOPY FROOD, HOW DO THEY RISE UP

/GNU Terry Pratchett (1948 - 2015) //GNU Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

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Glorious 25th of May <3 GNU Terry Pratchett

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Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

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On Espionage and Prophecy (or How to Accidentally, but Wholly, Fall in Love With a Soho Bookseller) by @rocksaltandroll. Such a phenomenal human au set in the WWII, where Crowley is a secret agent and goes to the aid of Aziraphale when the nazis try to play him. Inside title art by saunteringadversaries.

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Bought a little Crowley to live on my right index finger 🤣 🐍

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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Fullmetal alchemist is so funny to me bc this fucking kid who dresses like the worst emo 2008 hot topic cringecore is literally the smartest person in the entire country. He MET GOD yet exudes annoying atheist “my katana can cut through the Bible” energy. Mustang (his fucking boss) is very plainly is covering for the fact that he committed an unforgivable crime and yet he hates mustang so much it’s on fucking sight. The only time he talks to his crush is when he gets his ass kicked so bad he has to trudge home with his tail between his legs all “winry my arm no workee you can’t ask me why”

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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"