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merry chrysler 

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so this is christmas

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MY BOYFRIEND, THE BAKER’S HUSBAND, OWNS A EASY BAKE. DOES ANYONE GET WHY THATS SO INSULTING

@rockinbrock , i think we need a break

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also just sayin the president is /probably/ innunaki

i had to google what the annunaki was but honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me whatsoever.

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New Cryptid 

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BUT HE ISN'T THE LIZARD MAN IS HE ????????

……tfw u realize that with all this talk of conspiracies, ur own brother could be the source of like half of them…..

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me: *watches buzzfeed unsolved once*

me: 

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I just realized I typed "a plan called me adorable"

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@janwithaplan a plan called me adorable, i’d just like to go on record with that

i mean aM I WRONG THO

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the best secret agents out there @janwithaplan

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My mom gave me such a cool name. it's like when I was born she just knew I was gonna be the coolest person to ever exist

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@janwithaplan a plan called me adorable, i'd just like to go on record with that

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I look like a crazy man

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I'm so lucky, look at my girlfriend 😍

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by the looks of my blog right now all i do is fucking eat

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You're so fucking cute

i have received next to no love today so we’re going to play a game… @rockinbrock

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This post genuinely scared me

i have received next to no love today so we’re going to play a game… @rockinbrock

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putting the same picture twice in the same post for the aesthetic