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I respect the hustle but what the hell did Simon Cowell do??

[this post is Blazed in-character]

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(Sorry I just imagined the Eevee batting around astroids and such and it was too adorable of an image to not want to draw it)

Take that...

...And move it over here

...

That's better

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(Yo. OOC but may I draw fan art of this post specifically. )

Take that...

...And move it over here

...

That's better

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Everyone check out this stunning pre-star

[attached is a photo of a nebula with a protostar in the centre]

Look how cool star formation is!

I love being able to see all this stuff by being space, I could never have seen it otherwise

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Send ☕ for my muse to rant about something in character

(Bonus: Add + *a topic* for my muse to rant about a specific topic)

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Dude. Dude. We should form an evil grunt union. Unionize the grunts for hazard pay and sick days.

to anyone on this site whos a part of an evil team - do you get vacation? breaks? holiday leave? weekends off? 💔

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Hi! Nope, it's a 24/7 job! Although I'll sometimes go a while without getting a mission.

to anyone on this site whos a part of an evil team - do you get vacation? breaks? holiday leave? weekends off? 💔

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Us

Which evil team do yall think had the best outfits

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look at my girl lavender. i didn't even train her to do that. she just saw me cleaning up and decided to copy me. she does an amazing job and she's better than your stupid pokemon

(commissioned from @zeechaos78!)

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How big are you? Normal Eevee sized? Imma make a friendship bracelet!

This is a call for friendship

Who wants to be my friend?

I'll give you a space-themed item!

...Maybe...

Probably not...

But still!

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Super awesome space Eevee wanting friends? Yeah that sounds awesome I can give you hand made gifts!

This is a call for friendship

Who wants to be my friend?

I'll give you a space-themed item!

...Maybe...

Probably not...

But still!

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My team mates still wants to steal. We're going after the professor. Get some free equipment lol.

Will update with what I get! Hopefully one of those cute little rabbits I see around. Love 'em. But can't seem to catch one on my own

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New assignment! I am no longer stealing pokemon! This is awesome, I am training Pokemon using Pokerus. This is super fun!

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But Pokemon

Think about all the money you would save by simply not having pokemon

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But then I wouldn't have pokemon :(

Think about all the money you would save by simply not having pokemon

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The doc is trying to get the snake back to 'Treat her'

Nah man fuck you this thing is more valuable now than your entire lab

[Image ID! A view through a window of a very concerned looking scientist with blue hair. In the foreground we can see the person holding the phone flipping him off. Veeeeerrrrreyyyy mature there eve -_-]

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The pieces are slowly falling into place.

But I assure you, progress is being made.

Soon, Team Rocket will shine once again, like the stars in the night sky.