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I don’t get paid enough to fight about this stuff, you aren’t my boss or my manager.
@going-ballistic nice username
I thought it would’ve been taken already
Also solid choice of person to impersonate lol
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So are you an intern or like…. Vic himself…?
I’m an employee. Name’s Sky.
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Alsooooo ima jaut
*takes chosen and yellows /me*
Thank u👍
Oh no how could you
stop them somebody
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what flavor of ice cream do you like
Uh, cherry vanilla
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:|
there's a kid named yellow and he was also kidnapped by you guys-
Things are a little chaotic here atm, I can't really check right now.
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I beak out epically, see you later :)
*breaks out*
Oh, congrats, glad you didn't need my help.
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HES A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE FOUND OUT HIS DADS A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KILLED HES OWN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(amnesia)
PLEASE
EVEN JUST GO TO THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!
his friends DIED in front of HIM.
You guys are not the smartest. Please reread my last answer but while holding the braincell.
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he got kidnapped, beat up, kidnapped again, experimented on, found out he's a god AND a murderer, and then threw into a small cage (he has claustrophobia btw) for hours on end without any social contact IN ONE DAY!
can't you just at least check on the poor kid?!?
That's one... bad day, hoo boy.
Listen, I am not a good person. I am not willing to risk my neck for a stranger. Also, if I were, I sure as heck would not post about it out in the open. I know the higher ups check this blog sometimes.
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Mayyyybe, juuuuust maybe,
you could break the rules just once for us?:D
Sorry but no dice. I like not starving on the street a little too much to risk it.
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like, have you seen a closed off cage or box? (not chosen's)
There's a 16 year kid in there.
Nope. I'm not really allowed in the R&D area.
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Then I’ll just come meet him myself.
Go for it.
#sky blue#(please note: my victim does not have a blog all to himself#you can come harass him on running2reanimation I guess?)
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can I speak to him!!
Look, I can’t get you an appointment with the boss. No matter how much of an internet terrorist you are.
#sky blue#i literally cannot#even if i wanted to#it’s just me#I don’t even have a manager anymore#otherwise I wouldn’t be able to talk as openly as I do about stuff
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Ok fine...
So you know the kid?
the one with powers and stuff.
How's he doing?
Uh, the kid? No idea what you’re talking about.
#sky blue#unless you consider TCO a kid?#in which case I have no idea but they probably aren’t doing great
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and that was a threat.
Look, threatening me will get you nowhere. Boss ain’t gonna care if I live or die and I’ll die either way.
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why can't i speak with him?
i just want to ask him a few questions.
Listen, I don’t have the authority to get the boss to answer asks here. I don’t even have the authority to approach the guy.
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There’s a red one with him now. They’re really loud and the red out keeps saying something about retrying the plan while the black one’s (unsuccessfully) trying to talk him out of it
Thanks for the play-by-play
#like I dunno what you want me to do#the guy’s already caught#not sure who you’re dealing with#but it ain’t our guy#sky blue
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Cursors and code I’m glad that I am not involved in any of that… crazy
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