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Alsooooo ima jaut

*takes chosen and yellows /me*

Thank u👍

Oh no how could you

stop them somebody

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what flavor of ice cream do you like

Uh, cherry vanilla

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:|

there's a kid named yellow and he was also kidnapped by you guys-

Things are a little chaotic here atm, I can't really check right now.

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I beak out epically, see you later :)

*breaks out*

Oh, congrats, glad you didn't need my help.

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HES A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE FOUND OUT HIS DADS A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE KILLED HES OWN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(amnesia)

PLEASE

EVEN JUST GO TO THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!

his friends DIED in front of HIM.

You guys are not the smartest. Please reread my last answer but while holding the braincell.

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he got kidnapped, beat up, kidnapped again, experimented on, found out he's a god AND a murderer, and then threw into a small cage (he has claustrophobia btw) for hours on end without any social contact IN ONE DAY!

can't you just at least check on the poor kid?!?

That's one... bad day, hoo boy.

Listen, I am not a good person. I am not willing to risk my neck for a stranger. Also, if I were, I sure as heck would not post about it out in the open. I know the higher ups check this blog sometimes.

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Mayyyybe, juuuuust maybe,

you could break the rules just once for us?:D

Sorry but no dice. I like not starving on the street a little too much to risk it.

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like, have you seen a closed off cage or box? (not chosen's)

There's a 16 year kid in there.

Nope. I'm not really allowed in the R&D area.

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Then I’ll just come meet him myself.

Go for it.

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can I speak to him!!

Look, I can’t get you an appointment with the boss. No matter how much of an internet terrorist you are.

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Ok fine...

So you know the kid?

the one with powers and stuff.

How's he doing?

Uh, the kid? No idea what you’re talking about.

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and that was a threat.

Look, threatening me will get you nowhere. Boss ain’t gonna care if I live or die and I’ll die either way.

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why can't i speak with him?

i just want to ask him a few questions.

Listen, I don’t have the authority to get the boss to answer asks here. I don’t even have the authority to approach the guy.

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There’s a red one with him now. They’re really loud and the red out keeps saying something about retrying the plan while the black one’s (unsuccessfully) trying to talk him out of it

Thanks for the play-by-play

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Cursors and code I’m glad that I am not involved in any of that… crazy

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Hi, so is this just a bot, or is it run by one of the workers?

Or agents?

No matter, may I speak to victim?

Uh, no you can’t speak to the boss.

Also, this blog is run by employees. Well, employee. Just me these days.

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So if I had any sightings of that black stick figure on the posters I could just say so here? Umm.. I saw him in that quaint coffee shop run by Lemon Chiffon and Moss Green, he’s still here but he looks like he’s finishing up. Please be quick I don’t know what he can do.

Uh, yeah sure, I’ll get the guys right on it.

Actually, I’m pretty sure we got them in custody already. Maybe you saw some other stick that looked like them? I’ve heard that Freedom Guy stick’s been mistaken for them before.