rocket-candy-heart
subtle as a splinter
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30. Bi. Kind of thought this would all be a phase.
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rocket-candy-heart · 2 hours ago
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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
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rocket-candy-heart · 2 hours ago
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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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rocket-candy-heart · 15 hours ago
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hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
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rocket-candy-heart · 15 hours ago
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rocket-candy-heart · 15 hours ago
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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
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rocket-candy-heart · 15 hours ago
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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rocket-candy-heart · 15 hours ago
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in the last 5 years americans have engineered forms of stupidity previously unimaginable
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rocket-candy-heart · 2 days ago
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the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless
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rocket-candy-heart · 2 days ago
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the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless
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MONKEY MAN (2024)
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rocket-candy-heart · 2 days ago
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me watching Dev Patel use his teeth to drive a knife into a man's throat in Monkey Man
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rocket-candy-heart · 3 days ago
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so true
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rocket-candy-heart · 3 days ago
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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did
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rocket-candy-heart · 3 days ago
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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rocket-candy-heart · 3 days ago
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
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