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some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases
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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
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i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist
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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.
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have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else
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GO APOLLO GO
SIC 'EM
EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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My spotify "Intimate Mix" should be retitled "Killing Yourself Music" in all honesty
#its largely songs by the smiths but exclusively the most depressing ones#like Unloveable. Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me. I Know Its Over.#im sorry but if i was trying to get sexy with someone and i heard I Know Its Over i think i would have to leave to drown myself in a river
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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy
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love hides in questions, you cannot ask a thing without giving yourself away. how was your day? (i hope it was good) when can i see you again? (i pray it's soon) do you feel safe with me? (i feel safe with you) what is your favorite color? (i wish to enrobe you in all that makes you smile)
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Monk flicks on the lights in the monastery basement. The rats scatter, but for a moment he glimpses little brown robes and tonsures.
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