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I don't care if it comes from a can, creamed corn is good.
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Everyone from the 70's looked sort of questionable.. "are you a cop, porn star, or serial killer?"
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In alaska, computer science is like a salmon sorting algorithm.
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Man I don't know what my brain did on that one, it's like I misheard myself thinking.
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How would the data model look for tracking appropriateness of touching?
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Damn it I wanted to remove my hat but it keeps staying on my head.
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If I look at a skateboard 9 times out of 10 I injure myself.
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Me: "Yeah, he is a xenophobe."
Rob: "Ha ha yeah he is. I don't know what that word means but he is one."
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I don't know anything about phylums.
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Walking the dog one day I came upon a possum that had just been run over. He was writhing in pain and I felt bad for him. I wanted to put him out of his misery but my level of disgust was so high that I wasn't going to even go near it.
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