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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them
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i am a man of science. i don't believe in astrology or religion. however i did go to see a wise man who diagnosed me with Inscrutable Type and now i know i am fundamentally Inscrutable. Inscrutable Types and Scrutable Types do not get along or understand each other. sometimes an Inscrutable person can understand another Inscrutable person, but often we are just fundamentally Inscrutable. Scrutable people however experience instant familiarity with each other, and they find all tasks easy to complete. this is because they were born with an intrinsic Understanding, perhaps due to a special enzyme. meanwhile, Inscrutable people were born missing the enzyme which allows them to complete tasks the same way as Scrutable type. perhaps this missing enzyme is the cause of their fundamental unknowability. the wise men are still working on this. however, no matter the cause of my Inscrutability, i understand that i have this moral failing, i was born with it, and i need to find the magic amulet that will help me become more knowable.
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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”
a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”
“no” the professor replied.
“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”
“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”
the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded
“shadow the hedgehog” said the student
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三船敏郎 // MIFUNE TOSHIRO 醉いどれ天使 // Drunken Angel (1948)
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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot
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Donald Judd, Untitled (Stack), 1968/69, Munich, Pinakothek der Moderne. Photo from May 2024.
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*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else
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You know how Daniel Everett says he told the Pirahã about Jesus and they were like "well was this Jesus guy a good hunter?". Well I'm like that for big penis. Ok Jesus claimed to be the son of god. Well how big was his cock? Buddha claimed to be enlightened. Ok. How big was his cock? And when I get my answers then we'll see what religion I believe.
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