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Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie first and foremost about the destruction of minority neighborhoods and public transit by the American car industry. After that, it's a technological milestone. And then it's about cartoons

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i am OBSESSED with these good good shapes !!!!!!

Dragon Age Origins All companions

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genuine question why would the US be an example for democracies anywhere in the world asides from propaganda you've been fed, you've got the worst voting system, an INDIRECT voting system ("representative"), you didn't invent democracy you took some fucked up feudal system and slapped the name democracy on it because you don't even have a real democracy! You weren't the first country to gain independence from Europe by any means, you weren't the first one to grant equal rights to women or POC and also you failed catastrophically at it when you supposedly did because the only place where something like Jim Crow happened was apartheid south africa, you never had any sort of welfare state, you never had any sort of robust public system for anything, so what is it that you're bringing to the international table? you aren't the moral police you aren't the paragon of anything

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not now kitten . daddy’s getting lost in the hinterlands again

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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I really hate it when parents of autistic kids use phrases like “I know they’re in there.” Bitch they’re right in front of you! You haven’t lost them! They’re not locked away like a final boss in a video game!! This is your child As Is! Love them for who they are not what you wish they would be! Fuck!

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arthur in his journal after talking to mary linton:

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4 years ago i lacked critical thinking skills and called mary linton a bitch im on my redemption arc and this is my soap box moment

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Frodo Laid a Geas (and other invisible magic)

This was so obvious when I realized it, but I think most people miss it, because we’re so desensitized by D&D-style magic with immediate, visibly, flashy effects, rather than more subtle and invisible forces of magic. When Gollum attacks Frodo on the slopes of Mount Doom, Frodo has the chance to kill him, but he doesn’t. Instead, he says:

Frodo: Go! And if you ever lay hands on me again, you yourself shall be cast into the Fire!

Frodo’s not just talking shit here. He is literally, magically laying a curse. He’s holding the One Ring in his hands as he says it; even Sam, with no magic powers of his own, can sense that some powerful mojo is being laid down. Frodo put a curse on Gollum: if you try to take the Ring again, you’ll be cast into the Fire.

Five pages later, Gollum tries to take the Ring again. And that’s exactly what happens. Frodo’s geas takes effect and Gollum eats lava.

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[id from alt text: first image is a screenshot of Lucy Carlyle from Lockwood and Co tv series with text on the bottom reading "[beautiful woman]: What's your name?". the second one is of skull in the jar, text beneath reads "{trying to be mysterious} I don't know."/end id]

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i came back to the hellsite with Impeccable timing

mr & mrs thebootydiaries

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Reblog if you believe mental illnesses should stay mental, WHY are you affecting my stomach girl

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me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

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angel on the backroads