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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

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ppl getting mad at punxsutawney phil for seeing his shadow..... um excuse YOU he didn't MAKE the shadow!!! he is simply reporting!!!!!!! do you send hatemail to your local weatherman when he tells you it's going to snow? show some damn respect

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if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

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so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

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when boos close their mouths, i think it's the best thing to ever exist

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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Magawa, a rat trained to detect landmines, retired in 2021 after five years of service. During his career, he helped clear more than 20 football fields’ worth of land in Cambodia, significantly contributing to the safety of local communities.

His work earned him several accolades, including a prestigious award from the UK veterinary charity PDSA.

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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger