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losing my shit over this

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what in the gay is going on here

ft: chase in the corner looking at his dads eye fuck each other

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also it helps me walk or whatever

[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]

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i made you a sandwich

(adding this for the edification of the audience)

https://youtu.be/Sl4JbBK--Bo?si=yZ8ctpFTvkf3CB7_

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i cant believe they really wrote an episode of house where house uniquely connects to an autistic kid and has an issue w his bloody carpet being pulled up and replaced w something that is basically identical and says he envies the kid bc at least he doesnt have to deal w social niceties. and then at the end of the episode they say 'BUT. house isnt autistic hes just an asshole!' alright. whatever you say bestie

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Oh, what a waste...

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Game of the year

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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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When I tell you I snorted!

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i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army

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Tove Jansson (right), creator of Moomin, and her life partner Tuulikki Pietilä (left), an accomplished Finnish artist

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