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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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I'm sure a bunch of amazing people already know about this.

But in case you're a lesbian and you didn't know this, um, please look up the song B.D. Woman's Blues by Lucille Bogan (B.D. stands for bull dagger or bull dyke) <"B.D. Woman's Blues was written in 1935 by one of the first American singer-songwriters, it was recorded under her recording name Bessie Jackson and is considered to be one of the first lesbian blues songs> So one of the first lesbian blues songs was written and recorded by a really cool black woman.

It's fantastic, as is all of her other music, fantastic and fucking spicy/horny amazing lol.

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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more chappell o/ i need this sonG

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i startled her…

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Video game building IRL

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Video game building IRL

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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

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ToryGraph is doing it's thing again about medical intervention being 'mutilation'. We need to be as loud as they are.

UK folk, sign this if you can. If you're not a UK resident, please share far and wide!

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Reactions to the trailer yesterday, summarised.