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*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad
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everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.
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despite all my dread i am still just a girl in a bed
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Pat Schaverien (British, b. 1951, Ealing, London, England) - Thomas IV, Etching
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funny how the dumbest people you know always turn out to be republicans
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Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude
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well you see I was a very sad child and then I was a very sad teenager and now I am still very sad
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girl forced to leave her blanket. 560345 injured, 2708 murdered.
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