rj-cryptidian
rj-cryptidian
Your Friendly Local Cryptid 👽
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This Meat Suit Is Full Of Angry Goop RJ 👽 31 👽 NB 👽 No Preferred Pronouns 👽 Self Identified Cryptid 👽 Confirmed Cutie (My bestie said so) 👽
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rj-cryptidian · 1 hour ago
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Kirk: This is my first officer, Commander Spock
Spock: 🖖 Get wrecked Dad
Sarek: 😑
Amanda: *in the background* That's my boy 🥰
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remember when Jim introduced Spock to his own parents lmao we stan a legend
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rj-cryptidian · 3 hours ago
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what a beautiful day to remember that trans people of color exist and deserve better
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rj-cryptidian · 14 hours ago
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But he doesn’t understand what’s going on. No, he doesn’t! That’s what this whole moment is about, right here. “What is going on? Why don’t I have that in my life?”
*☆. Jeffrey Combs in the audio commentary for Bride of Re-Animator .♡°
ID: Six gifs from Bride of Re-Animator, showing Herbert in the mortuary. He watches Dan and Francesca kiss. He then walks down the stairs slowly, his right hand on his chest. He stops and looks upwards, then resumes his steps slowly with his left hand rubbing his thigh as he looks to the ground. He is stepping into a bright light. End ID.
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rj-cryptidian · 14 hours ago
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The Yapping and its consequences
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rj-cryptidian · 15 hours ago
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“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman
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rj-cryptidian · 15 hours ago
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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you
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rj-cryptidian · 15 hours ago
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BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)
dir. francis ford coppola
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rj-cryptidian · 15 hours ago
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Dark City (1998) dir. Alex Proyas
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rj-cryptidian · 15 hours ago
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Me looking back at him
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he is looking at ur blog under a microscope
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rj-cryptidian · 15 hours ago
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i also drew Garak
and I like the thought of him having visible fangs ok
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rj-cryptidian · 16 hours ago
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rj-cryptidian · 20 hours ago
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Orange tuxedo calico combo is crazy 😍🐈
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rj-cryptidian · 22 hours ago
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rj-cryptidian · 22 hours ago
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❌ "I'm autistic"
✅ "I got that Bashir in me"
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rj-cryptidian · 22 hours ago
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rj-cryptidian · 22 hours ago
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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary
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rj-cryptidian · 22 hours ago
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people in the 90s who hated julian simply didn’t understand him. he’s annoying. he cosplays. he makes his friends cosplay with him. he talks to his stuffed animals. he wanders the halls of the station like a dazed victorian waif instead of doing his job. hes in a psychosexual relationship with a war criminal who runs the local joanns fabrics. he’s the kind of guy that fights off fifteen kids at target for the last 3 foot tall bluey plushie. the haters are simply blind to his inimitable wet cat swag
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