Average Emily Axford joke (based)
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house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier
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so-called "free thinkers" when there's a boop button
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i painted my darling son
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but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3
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personally i feel like achieving sainthood should constitute an immediate passing of cleric classes at aguefort the same way finding the rogue teacher is an immediate pass for rogue classes
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NOT YOUR HOUSE LITTLE GUY 🙂
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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
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only responding to work emails with this
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STARTING with this line was fucking crazy
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My boy Skylar
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Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy
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