rivqlristxr
"Living de Vida Loca"
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Gansey, Simon, Inej, Jacks, Aelin, Cardan, Dorian. Yes that is all. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
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rivqlristxr · 4 years ago
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dazai: oh sweet juliet, thy beauty hath made me effeminate and in my temper softened valor’s steel!
chuuya, from the balcony: fuck you
dazai: what a violent answer, sweet juliet
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rivqlristxr · 4 years ago
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Chuuya: *is irritated about something*
Dazai: Who did this to you?
Chuuya: Excuse me?
Dazai: The only person allowed to irritate you is ME, so now you have to tell me who upset you so I can go do something completely legal about it.
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rivqlristxr · 4 years ago
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Chuuya: I hate being touched
Chuuya: The last time I touched someone I was crushing them to dust
Akutagawa: Dazai-san is literally hugging you right now
Chuuya: This means nothing
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rivqlristxr · 4 years ago
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Chuuya: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Dazai: Even better!
Chuuya: What the fuck did you do-
Dazai, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy
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rivqlristxr · 4 years ago
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If AFTG was Romeo and Juliet:
Neil: Romeo, Romeo, Romeo where art thee Romeo?
Andrew who is fucking up the lines on purpose: Bitch, I'm here.
Neil about ready to kick something:
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Dante: Ari, you know what, shoes and virginity is overrated and books are underated
Ari: well- idk. All ik humans are overrated
Dante: yea, I agree. I wanna be a penguin shaped plastic bottle.
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Dante: Ari, you know what, shoes and virginity is overrated and books are underated
Ari: well- idk. All ik humans are overrated
Dante: yea, I agree. I wanna be a penguin shaped plastic bottle.
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*
Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX
Me: yea, and I’m a illegal French runaway princess who became a Spanish Showgirl and later joined the mafia in 1997
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*
Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX
Me: yea, and I’m a illegal Spanish showgirl who joined the
mafia in 1997
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*
Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX
Me: yea, and I’m a illegal French runaway princess who became a Spanish Showgirl and later joined the mafia in 1997
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Me: maybe I should procrastinate on readoing trc
ReadwithCindy: ThIs iS LeSbIaN pRoPoGanDa.
Me: you know what? Let's read this book.
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Me: maybe I should procrastinate on reading trc
ReadwithCindy: ThIs iS LeSbIaN pRoPoGanDa.
Me: you know what? Let's read this book.
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Person: What does WWJCD mean?
You, a petty mundane: What would Jesus Christ do?
Me, an intellectual: What would Jem Carstairs do?
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Person: What does WWJCD mean?
You, a petty mundane: What would Jesus Christ do?
Me, an intellectual: What would Jem Carstairs do?
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Haters: Throne of Glass is way too problematic.
ToG Fandom Page: Sarah J. Maas said that if Aelin was a fanfic writer today, she'd write smut and joke she's the "Ultimate Smut Writer".
Me: Whatever do you mean?
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Is it just me or I'm more invested in knowing what happened in Albania with more than the whole TOA series?
That is all.
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rivqlristxr · 5 years ago
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Me: Am I bisexual really?
Inej Ghafa: *breathes*
Me:
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