riverthedesertrat
To die with sin is to die as a human.
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riverthedesertrat · 1 day ago
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my favorite video of all time ever
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riverthedesertrat · 4 days ago
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okarun, bringing the absolute heat to those guys passing around rumors about momo’s sex life:
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riverthedesertrat · 12 days ago
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riverthedesertrat · 20 days ago
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congratulations to the dorym enjoyers, may your little guys be blessed with the same domesticity the mighty nein are
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riverthedesertrat · 22 days ago
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4000cc breast implants :)
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riverthedesertrat · 24 days ago
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I had to drop everything and make a comic based on this post by @pointycorgiears
Bonus:
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riverthedesertrat · 25 days ago
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Headcannon for why Evan Kelmp knows so many bird facts: one year he spent most of his summer at a library to get out of the heat, just reading books and by the end of the summer he was going to have to move and one of the librarians heard and said he could take any book he wanted, trying to keep the kid's interest in reading up but Evan explained that he couldn't have more possessions than he could carry in a bag and a book would just be too big and the next time that librarian saw him she had found the smallest book in the library which was a book of 100 bird facts that he could easily keep with him and he found the gesture so nice whenever he needed a reminder that the world hadn't forgotten about him he'd read that book.
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riverthedesertrat · 25 days ago
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Interspecies lesbianism
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riverthedesertrat · 25 days ago
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riverthedesertrat · 25 days ago
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riverthedesertrat · 25 days ago
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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show
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riverthedesertrat · 1 month ago
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the fact that evan doesn't start treating his body with respect until sam frames it as a personal favor to her...three years later and those sad boy hours are still going strong
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riverthedesertrat · 1 month ago
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The pain it brings me to see Zerxus Ilerez once again ever changed. A man who no longer lingers in the redemption of a betrayer. A man who now looks in need of a redemption himself. The pain of a man who was forgotten by those he once loved. It's a tragic story if I've ever heard one. Guy still daddy as fuck though.....
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riverthedesertrat · 1 month ago
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God the Raven Queen's story is actually so tragic. She gave up mortality, something she admits she misses everyday, for the person she loved. She did this, knowing she would never get to see him again and that by ascending she was essentially killing him. An act of love that signed away her own life and future. It's no wonder Vax saw in her eyes a deep loneliness. Her godly existence was born from losing everything and everyone she loved to honour the wishes of the person most dear to her, and she didn't even get to spend that existence with him.
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riverthedesertrat · 1 month ago
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They Live (1988)
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riverthedesertrat · 1 month ago
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patron saint of stealing chips
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Häxan (1922)
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