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oh u can have this post i don’t want it

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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my favorite video of all time ever

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okarun, bringing the absolute heat to those guys passing around rumors about momo’s sex life:

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congratulations to the dorym enjoyers, may your little guys be blessed with the same domesticity the mighty nein are

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4000cc breast implants :)

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I had to drop everything and make a comic based on this post by @pointycorgiears

Bonus:

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Headcannon for why Evan Kelmp knows so many bird facts: one year he spent most of his summer at a library to get out of the heat, just reading books and by the end of the summer he was going to have to move and one of the librarians heard and said he could take any book he wanted, trying to keep the kid's interest in reading up but Evan explained that he couldn't have more possessions than he could carry in a bag and a book would just be too big and the next time that librarian saw him she had found the smallest book in the library which was a book of 100 bird facts that he could easily keep with him and he found the gesture so nice whenever he needed a reminder that the world hadn't forgotten about him he'd read that book.

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Interspecies lesbianism

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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the fact that evan doesn't start treating his body with respect until sam frames it as a personal favor to her...three years later and those sad boy hours are still going strong

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The pain it brings me to see Zerxus Ilerez once again ever changed. A man who no longer lingers in the redemption of a betrayer. A man who now looks in need of a redemption himself. The pain of a man who was forgotten by those he once loved. It's a tragic story if I've ever heard one. Guy still daddy as fuck though.....