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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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Is math red

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Drew this for a friend going through a rough time. Ganbatte! ♥🐰

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I just think dating is a scam like 90% of the time. Joker voice And I'm tired of pretending it's not

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Tiny Omens!

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reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all who celebrate today!! ❤️

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This is probably my favorite thing I've ever done. I love Klimt's "The Kiss" and I wanted to make a Good Omens version.

"Kiss From an Angel" October 2024

graphite pencil, oil-based paint marker and acrylic paint on mixed media paper

My inspiration, Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss"

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Daniel Molloy isn't a dom top, that man is a BRAT!! 70s Molloy? More obviously a sub bottom, but old Daniel? That man wants to be pinned against a wall by his throat because he won't shut up. He wants Armand to grab his hair and violently jerk his head to the side, exposing his neck. He wants those fangs to hover over his exposed neck, to barely poke him before slowly sinking into his soft flesh, feeling every cm. The man needs and wants to be dominated, but he'll fight, insult and complain the whole time while having the best time of his life.

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Katya spitting facts

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stop that’s so funny

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The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

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fun words :

bastard

scoundrel

charlatan

harlot

rapscallion

hooligan

ruffian

swindler

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