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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

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um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

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I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”