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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

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does a doctor who fandom even exist anymore

60th anniversary i fucking missed it but its ok 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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these are all the doctor who audiobooks i've hoarded until then :) big thanks to @nat-20s for sharing "donna noble: kidnapped!"

Enjoy all that!

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when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

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Inspired by my favourite bit of lore from the Ultra Deluxe release- "The Stanley Parable made the mistake of leaking too many government secrets about the nature of the Time Wars."

Don't let the time travelling vampires win, yall!

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Her voice. Please don’t let me forget her voice.

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Shoutout to the guy with the white cane at the emergency access door who heard me say "hello sir" and just dropped his head, sighed, and went "this isn't the entrance, is it." Either you're going thru some shit or you're a very funny criminal doing his best and I appreciate that

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sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

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people in front of me in the train station are having a conversation in french except this one dude said, in english, 'im really struggling right now' and then switched back to french

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Nine: Two minutes. Rose: What? Nine: The time it took from me saying "Don't come in" to you coming in. You're slipping.

->Doctor Who Big Finish "Snare"

If a companion waits two whole minutes before flinging themselves into danger, they should get some sort of reward, like a biscuit.

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im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily

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Dear BBC

It seems that you don't have any money, probably due to the Tories or something. Luckily I have a solution to this problem.

Putting CGI in Doctor Who is expensive but you know what isn't? Asking all your staff to bring in their recycling bins and buying lots of paint.

The Welsh quarries are calling BBC. Disney betrayed you, didn't they? You don't need to worry about them when you use an old shower curtain as a costume.

We don't mind. Our eyes bled when we saw a CGI judoon. We physically retched at some of the environments you placed Doctor Who in.

But we're still watching episodes from the 1970s, aren't we?

Give us cardboard, give us plasterboard, give us foam, give us plastic, give us natural light, give us piles of rubble, give us silver paint, give us props the actors can interact with

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat