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rip-abel · 2 hours ago
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welcome to the crab, shadow.
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:
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because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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moment of silence for all the boys who sacrificed themselves to create more girls for this godforsaken world. we owe their memories a debt of gratitude, and we owe snuggles and kisses to the girls they helped to get here <3
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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(guy who never eats breakfast, hardly eats anything for lunch, regularly drinks caffeinated beverages, procrastinates to the point of physical stress, and barely sleeps) yeah man idk i just don’t feel very alive today
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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This woman is a MENACE.
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rip-abel · 21 days ago
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rip-abel · 22 days ago
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Arnold Böcklin (Swiss, 1827-1901) - St. Anthony Preaching to the Fish (1892)
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rip-abel · 23 days ago
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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rip-abel · 23 days ago
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This is like finding out Santa doesn't exist
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rip-abel · 28 days ago
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rip-abel · 28 days ago
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a mysterious box has appeared under the tree
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